Men need to stand their ground!!!!!
Men fight back.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "a man once told me....."
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife3 is yelling at the front door, who do let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. Wedding cake.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "a man once told me....."
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife3 is yelling at the front door, who do let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. Wedding cake.