The side of my mother i thought i would never see....
Tonight was weird... I mean, really really werd!
So my mother decides that tonight would be the night that she went with me to a bar for the first time and, boy, was that ever weird. She has all these friends there that are drunk as hell and wanting to dance with me... (and being the "Hot young guy!" in the crowd) everyone was watching me dance with all those 40+ year-olds...
I do have to say though... there were a few girls there that were my age, however the only one that I was interested in goes to school in Jacksonville, FL. Why do I have such bad luck?!?! But she was there with her mom and dad as well so that made some common ground to stand on. And she was also being embarrased by them as much as I was. However, her dad is a friend of my moms and he kept begging that I dance with her. After finally getting the "balls" to ask her to dance I was surprised to find that she is a military brat as well. BONUS!
ok... continuing on...
My mother got drunk.... well... drunker than she should have! She didn't stop at the normal 2 drinks.... she had 4... all of which I had to go to the bar and get for her. Then proceeds to dance with this guy that everyone calls "Fish" (not sure about that one...) but everyone says that he is pretty much the best dancer in the place. I mean really... this guy is really old looking and ugly as hell but still dances with all of the hottest chicks in the club regardless of age or race. Anyway... my dad is now getting really tired of being there (he doesn't drink or dance) because there is nothing for him to do but just stand there and watch my mom drunkedly dancing with all of the other guys in the bar. He was not having a good night to begin with. Just one of those days I guess.
well... it is past my bedtime since i didn't sleep last night and it it now 12:43.
If you can top my story leave me a comment and i will listen to your tale of terror.
good night all and have wonderful dreams in the magical land of lollipops and lickidy-doos!
So my mother decides that tonight would be the night that she went with me to a bar for the first time and, boy, was that ever weird. She has all these friends there that are drunk as hell and wanting to dance with me... (and being the "Hot young guy!" in the crowd) everyone was watching me dance with all those 40+ year-olds...
I do have to say though... there were a few girls there that were my age, however the only one that I was interested in goes to school in Jacksonville, FL. Why do I have such bad luck?!?! But she was there with her mom and dad as well so that made some common ground to stand on. And she was also being embarrased by them as much as I was. However, her dad is a friend of my moms and he kept begging that I dance with her. After finally getting the "balls" to ask her to dance I was surprised to find that she is a military brat as well. BONUS!
ok... continuing on...
My mother got drunk.... well... drunker than she should have! She didn't stop at the normal 2 drinks.... she had 4... all of which I had to go to the bar and get for her. Then proceeds to dance with this guy that everyone calls "Fish" (not sure about that one...) but everyone says that he is pretty much the best dancer in the place. I mean really... this guy is really old looking and ugly as hell but still dances with all of the hottest chicks in the club regardless of age or race. Anyway... my dad is now getting really tired of being there (he doesn't drink or dance) because there is nothing for him to do but just stand there and watch my mom drunkedly dancing with all of the other guys in the bar. He was not having a good night to begin with. Just one of those days I guess.
well... it is past my bedtime since i didn't sleep last night and it it now 12:43.
If you can top my story leave me a comment and i will listen to your tale of terror.
good night all and have wonderful dreams in the magical land of lollipops and lickidy-doos!