A Good Diver Would Have Known...
Once again my department was in chaos today...just great. This weird parasite that targets and kill marine animals got into our filters thus killing many of our marine creatures. We lost 15 different kinds of fish, (I would name them all but I don't think anybody cares :P) a handful of crabs, one sea hare and five sea urchins. I can't really spell the name of this cretin but I can sound it out so you can have an idea how to say it. Hmmm...it sounds like "crypt-ta-ca-ria." Yeah that's it for sure. Despite the loss the show still went on as we still had a few more fish and other marine life to flaunt while we quickly ran to the docks to salvage some more critters. Here is where things get interesting. Don't you hate practical jokes? Ok let me rephrase the question. Don't you hate practical jokes that target you? Well today I was the sucker and man did my friends get me good!
Picture it...a Bermuda beach...6 hours ago. A young Bermudian boy was swimming along the shallow rocks, looking for crabs to place in the tanks at his job. He swims, he swims, takes a break...and swims some more. A whole hour has passed and he had only collected 6 crabs. Carrying his small bucket along with his broken ego, he takes a walk of shame back to the shoreline and rests the bucket full of crabs on the beach. Noticing a cut on his ankle he ran back to the water just to wash it off some more. He returns, only to stare in complete horror! He just notices that his swim shoes don't match his bathing suit.
As he continues to the bucket he notices all his crabs are gone. Before he can think, another boy came up and told him that a big bird came and ate them. Letting out a LOUD sigh...he runs back to the rocks in search for more crabs. All of a sudden as he sticks his hand within a hole in the rocks, only to see a HUGE lobster climb on his arm. Following a cowardly scream he jumps out of the water and dashes away. But when the boy calmed down he noticed that his partners were laughing at him. With a puzzled look he asks "what's so funny?!?" "It was us, you boob. We placed the lobster right above your head to scare yah." With that said the boy swallowed his pride and laughed along with them. Of course, the laughter turned into open mouths and happy faces among his female partners when the boy's pants came completely off while getting out of the water. It was the most embarrassing moment of his life.
Everybody…that boy was me and that was my ghetto story. Hope you liked it. :P
Picture it...a Bermuda beach...6 hours ago. A young Bermudian boy was swimming along the shallow rocks, looking for crabs to place in the tanks at his job. He swims, he swims, takes a break...and swims some more. A whole hour has passed and he had only collected 6 crabs. Carrying his small bucket along with his broken ego, he takes a walk of shame back to the shoreline and rests the bucket full of crabs on the beach. Noticing a cut on his ankle he ran back to the water just to wash it off some more. He returns, only to stare in complete horror! He just notices that his swim shoes don't match his bathing suit.
As he continues to the bucket he notices all his crabs are gone. Before he can think, another boy came up and told him that a big bird came and ate them. Letting out a LOUD sigh...he runs back to the rocks in search for more crabs. All of a sudden as he sticks his hand within a hole in the rocks, only to see a HUGE lobster climb on his arm. Following a cowardly scream he jumps out of the water and dashes away. But when the boy calmed down he noticed that his partners were laughing at him. With a puzzled look he asks "what's so funny?!?" "It was us, you boob. We placed the lobster right above your head to scare yah." With that said the boy swallowed his pride and laughed along with them. Of course, the laughter turned into open mouths and happy faces among his female partners when the boy's pants came completely off while getting out of the water. It was the most embarrassing moment of his life.
Everybody…that boy was me and that was my ghetto story. Hope you liked it. :P