[NEWS CLIPPING] Baby Theft

Jun 08, 2009 01:12


WEEKLY GENESIS NEWS
My baby was stolen by Batman!
Batman. Friend? Foe? Or baby-eater? A witness claims to have seen the vigilante scooping an infant right out of a carriage and swinging away with the small bundle of joy! One could hear the child's terrified screams as it was torn away from its parents, who could only watch in horror. Police were alerted right away about the stolen child, but nothing could be done about it. Without any idea who Batman really is, there is no way that the investigation could go much further.

The baby's true name has yet to be revealed. It seems that the parents wish to keep this as close to the chest as possible. Batman has the abilities and means that few criminals have in this city. They seem to be quite fearful for not only their child's life but their own lives. Who knows what nefarious things that could be happening right now? Exactly why did Batman steal the baby? Could it be that he was the one who stole Alice in the first place? Obviously, it has been more than a little difficult to gather any more information on this abduction given the nature of the kidnapper!

It is believed that Batman may be part of a cannibalistic cult. Could it be that he had taken that child to be sacrificed and eaten? Will no one put this madman to justice? Unfortunately, it seems that so long as he takes care of the criminals of the streets of NeoGenesis, that this psychopath is allowed to snatch whatever unsuspecting child should wander too far away from their protective family. Be careful, citizens, or you may be seating one last seat at the table because of this masked menace!

!news clipping, *terry mcginnis / batman

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