Free Comic Book Thor's Day
So today is Free Comic Book Day. So like the loyal self-respecting comic book nerd that I am, I will be out making the rounds and showing my support.
Last night had a movie date with a cute guy and we saw Thor in 3D. Overall I enjoyed the film. It was fun. And not surprising I have thoughts on the movie. No real spoilers really but thoughts just the same.
Enter your cut contents here.
I was repeatedly making the O-Face with Hemsworth's fine ass.
My man Idris Elba held it down in the brief minor scenes he had.
Stellan Skarsgard and Kat Denning were adorable.
Clark Gregg is still sexy as hell. Yeah, that's right I said it.
Was great to see Renee Russo in something.
And my girl Jaimie Alexander had it on lock as Sif. But my fellow Kyle XY peeps know what a gifted actress she is.
Odin, if your two sons consist of a duplicitous scheming sociopath and an arrogant war-mongering tyrant (the latter being the good son), perhaps the parent is to blame for this. But in fairness when you have Hannibal Lecter as Daddy, this is to be expected.
You know it's bad when you sympathize with Loki as much as you do Thor. Let's see he was lied to about his birth, manipulated and was treated as a second string to his brother, and we wonder why he snapped.
It's nice to see men mud wrestling for a change. Though personally I prefer oil.
Clark Gregg is fine as hell. Oh wait, I said that.
Keep your eyes opened for a Stan Lee cameo.
In addition to Thor, two other Avengers appear in the film.
Make sure you stay until after the credits, a huge spoiler gets dropped for the Avengers film.
And speaking of movies, I have a bit of a misanthropic rant. While luckily last night was the first time it didn't happen, this had been a trend nearly every time I've gone to the theaters. Indulge me for a bit.
Dear movie goers. If the entire theater is empty, save for me (and/or a date) and there's an entire selection of seats to choose from, you do not have to sit next to me. In fact I insist you don't. Unless of course you're a hot horny stud who looking to do naughty and pleasurable things to me then by all means, feel free to sit in my lap or I can sit yours. Otherwise go away and sit over there somewhere.
It happens every time. No matter where I sit, folks will come in, look at all the empty seats but just have to come sit close to me.
There's a reason I go during the week to either ridiculously early matinees or at the last show after the movie's been out and the theater is virtually empty, I don't like people. Yes, that includes you. I realize I don't know you. That's okay, I still don't like you.
There's a reason why you're sitting alone, because no one likes you. There's a reason why I'm sitting alone, because I hate everybody....and okay yeah, nobody likes me either, but never mind that.
I'm a misanthropic bastard. There's maybe 80 people on this planet I have any genuine affection/use for. And that's when I'm heavily medicated.
And don't let me be on a date. Forget being able to hold hands or any other form of affection. Even in a dark theater. Can't do that because if straight people see it, I have to worry about getting bashed in the parking lot after the movie. Because fools are peeking and looking to see if we're holding hands or if our legs are too close together.
Nosy motherfuckers.
All those seats to choose from and they just have to sit next to me.
And the one time I actually WANT white peepul to be racist and keep far away from scary angry Negro Savage in the dark theater, they fuck that up. Typical.
RED LANTERN RAGE!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrgh Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sighs*
All better now.
This entry was made possible via cross platform post from Livejournal and Dreamwidth.
Last night had a movie date with a cute guy and we saw Thor in 3D. Overall I enjoyed the film. It was fun. And not surprising I have thoughts on the movie. No real spoilers really but thoughts just the same.
Enter your cut contents here.
I was repeatedly making the O-Face with Hemsworth's fine ass.
My man Idris Elba held it down in the brief minor scenes he had.
Stellan Skarsgard and Kat Denning were adorable.
Clark Gregg is still sexy as hell. Yeah, that's right I said it.
Was great to see Renee Russo in something.
And my girl Jaimie Alexander had it on lock as Sif. But my fellow Kyle XY peeps know what a gifted actress she is.
Odin, if your two sons consist of a duplicitous scheming sociopath and an arrogant war-mongering tyrant (the latter being the good son), perhaps the parent is to blame for this. But in fairness when you have Hannibal Lecter as Daddy, this is to be expected.
You know it's bad when you sympathize with Loki as much as you do Thor. Let's see he was lied to about his birth, manipulated and was treated as a second string to his brother, and we wonder why he snapped.
It's nice to see men mud wrestling for a change. Though personally I prefer oil.
Clark Gregg is fine as hell. Oh wait, I said that.
Keep your eyes opened for a Stan Lee cameo.
In addition to Thor, two other Avengers appear in the film.
Make sure you stay until after the credits, a huge spoiler gets dropped for the Avengers film.
And speaking of movies, I have a bit of a misanthropic rant. While luckily last night was the first time it didn't happen, this had been a trend nearly every time I've gone to the theaters. Indulge me for a bit.
Dear movie goers. If the entire theater is empty, save for me (and/or a date) and there's an entire selection of seats to choose from, you do not have to sit next to me. In fact I insist you don't. Unless of course you're a hot horny stud who looking to do naughty and pleasurable things to me then by all means, feel free to sit in my lap or I can sit yours. Otherwise go away and sit over there somewhere.
It happens every time. No matter where I sit, folks will come in, look at all the empty seats but just have to come sit close to me.
There's a reason I go during the week to either ridiculously early matinees or at the last show after the movie's been out and the theater is virtually empty, I don't like people. Yes, that includes you. I realize I don't know you. That's okay, I still don't like you.
There's a reason why you're sitting alone, because no one likes you. There's a reason why I'm sitting alone, because I hate everybody....and okay yeah, nobody likes me either, but never mind that.
I'm a misanthropic bastard. There's maybe 80 people on this planet I have any genuine affection/use for. And that's when I'm heavily medicated.
And don't let me be on a date. Forget being able to hold hands or any other form of affection. Even in a dark theater. Can't do that because if straight people see it, I have to worry about getting bashed in the parking lot after the movie. Because fools are peeking and looking to see if we're holding hands or if our legs are too close together.
Nosy motherfuckers.
All those seats to choose from and they just have to sit next to me.
And the one time I actually WANT white peepul to be racist and keep far away from scary angry Negro Savage in the dark theater, they fuck that up. Typical.
RED LANTERN RAGE!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrgh Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sighs*
All better now.
This entry was made possible via cross platform post from Livejournal and Dreamwidth.