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[nengrelim]

I guess one should see it coming when you bond with someone at geek cam- I mean the Lampeter Summer Workshop in Latin and Greek over anime and Lewis Caroll that geekiness will form a great part of your friendship. Which I call no bad thing. But I felt the need to share with you this really choice half hour or so of really priceless geekery.

Apologies to those of you sensitive to a bit of chatspeak... I've given up trying to train people out of it.

 
thesnarkisaboojum says (22:39):

Salve

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:40):

Et tu salve

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:40):

lol, hows it going?

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:40):

It's goood. I have coca cola. Is aaaaall good.

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:40):

You?

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:41):

lol, i am cokeless

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:41):

Aw no!

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:41):

That's terrible.

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:43):

i prob cud get some, but i cant be arsed at the mo

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:43):

Fairy snuff.

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:44):

(Fair enough, in normal English)

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:44):

I'm never sure if other people will understand 'fairy snuff'... it's fairly specialist Nadiaspeak...

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:44):

btw i get the dragon fruit

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:45):

No fair!

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:45):

hahaha

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:45):

I <3 dragons!

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:45):

Well, I'm having starfruit, passionfruit and lychees.

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:45):

So there!

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:46):

i get the maderins and satsumas

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:47):

Bags clementines!

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:47):

lol

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:48):

Anyway! I just remembered, you can't have them. I stole all citrus fruit last night!

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:48):

dam i thought u had forgot

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:48):

XD I almost did. Bad luck.

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:49):

lol worth a try

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:50):

True, true.

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:50):

In which case, I'm having dragonfruit... >.>

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:51):

no mine

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:51):

Alright... perhaps that was not worth a try.

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:53):

ill fight u for them....

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:53):

Nuh fair! You're bigger than me!

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:54):

*sends flying monkeys to steal them*

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:55):

*gets out the large broom to bat them out of the sky*

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:55):

shoo

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:55):

Oh no! My faithful minions!

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:55):

Cuuurse yooou *waves fist vaguely*

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:56):

*starts drawing a summoning circle*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. Says (22:56):

: o

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:56):

ur screwed now

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:57):

*start incantation*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:57):

*uses Rite of Summoning* Oh wait... I need at least three party members for that...

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:57):

Um... *summons Voidwalker and Felsteed!*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:57):

Total cast time, about five seconds.

thesnarkisaboojum says (22:58):

*summons dijinn, and hell spawn*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:58):

...hoh damn...

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (22:59):

*casts demon armour and soulstone*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:00):

casts firestorm and calls wind elementals

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:00):

*casts rain of fire and hellfire*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:01):

Granted, I'm down to about two hundred mana now... but still.... >.>

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:01):

*draws stone of protection and summons etheral armour*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:01):

*casts life tap, regens mana, activates scroll of protection*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:02):

oh low blow

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:02):

: P

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:03):

*cast vampiric blow and summond cerberus*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:04):

*casts curse of agony, immolation and corruption in order to boost her drain life ability*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:05):

*casts shroud of invisability and summons showdow steed

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:06):

*casts perception to counteract invisibility and summons felguard*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:06):

*sows dragons teeth and waits*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:08):

*calls upon the spartoi*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:08):

...damn...

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:09):

*casts enslave demon and takes control of cerberus*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:10):

*draws spear of light and slays cerberus*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:13):

*draws the One Ring*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:13):

its the endgame now

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:14):

...

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:14):

*draws Anduril*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:14):

*activates shards of Narsil*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:16):

*calls upon the Nazgul on winged things*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:16):

...*calls upon the Knights Who Say Ni*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:16):

*distracts them with shrubberies*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:17):

Oh no! BAD MINIONS!

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:17):

*Calls upon the Spainish Inquistion*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:17):

Damn, I never expected that. >.>

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:18):

*summons succubus to distract you with her wiles*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:19):

*summons inccubus to distract you*

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:19):

*then calls the in th Snark*

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:20):

*throws pokeball* Jaberwock, I choose you!

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:20):

I draw my vorpal sword

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:21):

I invoke the power of the Lobster Quadrille!

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:22):

And in case you want to surrender now and save yourself the humiliation of defeat, I'm about to pull out moves from Yugioh...

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:22):

i call tweedle de and tweedle dum

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:24):

I call the Carpenter and the Walrus, there by creating a paradox with your Tweedle De and Tweedledum, banishing all four from the field.

thesnarkisaboojum says (23:25):

I call the butcher and the beaver

Nadia: She'll ask for the truth but she'll never believe you. says (23:25):

I summon BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON in attack mode!

It went on a little longer - he played a card face down and Dark Magician in defense mode, I played Swords of Revealing Light and exposed his spell card... not as dodgy as it sounds. Anyway... yeah.... <3

Oh, and by the way, in case you couldn't work it out, this started because for reasons even I can't remember we decided to divide up all the fruit in the world between us - but it's not a very fair or equal system of division; it basically consists of calling shotgun on stuff. It had something to do with Mike not liking pears, to begin with....