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How far can you get into this without laughing?  I barely lasted a minute.

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I love Japan.

I had my first Gears of War experience today.  In it a bunch of BFG-carrying meatslab soldiers jogged around a shiny brown world with walk cycles that looked like they had all taken massive shits in their combat overalls while shooting aliens and spouting off ultra-macho dialogue that sounded like it was written by a fifteen-year-old and whose ( Read more... )

TRAIN PIRATES

Having transcended humanity in both body and mind his power increases exponentially.  Space and time, physics, probability, reality... none of these things matter to him.  Humans bound to a four-dimensional universe could not grasp the true form of his strategies, let alone defend against them.

Where Mega Man fails, Mario succeeds.  Mario really will dabble in anything to keep himself popular.

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Today's lazy YouTube post is brought to you by doing the Mario. ALL TOGETHER NOW.

The rest of this account is worth a watch too, especially this and this.

Want to know what's the hot accessory this season in the Final Fantasy universe?

Belts and zippers? That is like sooooo mid-00s.

So what's 'in' now? BEADS. LOTS OF BEADS.