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On Saturday night I got mistaken for a man for about the sixth time in my life. Usually I'm not all that insulted by those comments, but when I went "LOLWTF?" at the guy, you know what he replied?
"No, you don't look like a woman. You look like a man. A very well-kept man, but a man nonetheless. Oh, and you're probably gay."
For fucks sake. I'm just ( Read more... )

Yoinked from Heather and Big Matt and a few other people, no doubt...I like yoinking memes.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Mayonnaise

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. That pizza place on the corner in Portswood.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. This Chinese restaurant back home, not been there in ( Read more... )

Today, I said a lot of stuff ( Read more... )