I am truly, truly sorry for the horror I am about to inflict on you all.

...well, all of you that click the links.

I want to present to you--so far, in full--"Half Life: Full Life Consequences."

It starts here; then picks up in part two; moves to the hero 'beggining', and then finally to Free Man(Free Man runs insanely long. Just so you know ( Read more... )

MOTHERF*CK!!!

NOT safe for work. Not safe for brains. Blame pauldrake.

OMG, is this film really coming out?!?

[Later addition: Here, I'll make it better. There you go. With added Portuguese!]