My daughter decided to projectile vomit her lunch all over me today. LOVELY. She is on the couch right now, watching a Dora the Explorer video. She's had a little water, but she's puked it all right back up so we're taking a break from all fluids for now. Like I didn't have enough FREAKING problems ( Read more... )

Irony, thy name is Nelly. I swear I had no idea when I put in that song from "Scrubs" about poo what was coming. (If you are particularly squeamish, you'll want to skip to the next paragraph.) I have been sick since Saturday, pretty much, with raging poo, so to speak. There is a nasty stomach bug going around and I think I caught it from one of ( Read more... )