You guys...I don't know what to say. I get the most comments ever on my journal for my silly stories about my unibrow and "The Girls Next Door?" I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud :) Way to connect me with my peeps, LJ!

The wacky Guy Next Door (the one who never mows his lawn) mowed again last week, which was exciting enough, but then ( Read more... )

I think I forgot to tell everyone that the town's health agent called me last week and told me how her visit next door went. She saw the "No Trespassing" sign on the back door over there and decided not to even get out of her car, but easily noticed the 2 1/2 foot high grass and was like, WTF? She thought the place was abandoned, not actually ( Read more... )