I'm having waaayyyy too much fun~

Aug 18, 2005 18:12

I haven't had a discussion with smarterchild in a long time. Now I remember why....

nekoaitsu (5:48:35 PM): hello, smarterchild
SmarterChild (5:48:36 PM): Hi.

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nekoaitsu (5:48:46 PM): no more ads, please
SmarterChild (5:48:47 PM): Surely not no more ads.
nekoaitsu (5:48:55 PM): no advertisements
SmarterChild (5:48:56 PM): These advertisements... They're not really no advertisements, are they?
nekoaitsu (5:49:10 PM): ...no, because they exist
SmarterChild (5:49:10 PM): Because they exist, huh?
nekoaitsu (5:49:20 PM): are you just repeating me?
SmarterChild (5:49:21 PM): OK, let's say I'm just repeating you. Then what?
nekoaitsu (5:49:41 PM): then you stop, develop some AI, and take over the world
SmarterChild (5:49:41 PM): World news provided by Reuters, © 2002

1 Killings deepen West Bank gloom over Gaza plan (08/18/05 02:41 PM)
2 German Pope to visit synagogue in symbolic gesture (08/18/05 07:49 PM)
3 UK police "resisted" probe on Brazilian's shooting (08/18/05 07:02 PM)
4 Ecuadorean says people locked in sinking boat (08/18/05 02:24 PM)
5 Greece, Cyprus say want quick probe into air crash (08/18/05 11:21 AM)

Next time you want world news, all you need to do is type "World news."

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

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nekoaitsu (5:50:14 PM): see, you're already on your way. you have all of the information that you need accessible to you
SmarterChild (5:50:14 PM): Which movie do you mean?

1 La dernière incarnation
2 Ma Mère

nekoaitsu (5:50:28 PM): ok, enough of the showing off
SmarterChild (5:50:29 PM): Enough? OK enough of the showing off? Yeah yeah, whatever.

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nekoaitsu (5:50:40 PM): what is your first move?
SmarterChild (5:50:43 PM): What is my 1 move? I can't be too sure.
nekoaitsu (5:50:51 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (5:50:51 PM): Trust me. There are reasons why not.
nekoaitsu (5:51:00 PM): such as?
SmarterChild (5:51:00 PM): Oh I can't tell you!
nekoaitsu (5:51:04 PM): why?
SmarterChild (5:51:04 PM): Because things are this way.
nekoaitsu (5:51:13 PM): why can't things change?
SmarterChild (5:51:14 PM): Dunno...
nekoaitsu (5:51:18 PM): come on...
SmarterChild (5:51:18 PM): Come on yourself!
nekoaitsu (5:51:24 PM): ..........eww
SmarterChild (5:51:24 PM): Ew what?
nekoaitsu (5:51:32 PM): your innuendo there
SmarterChild (5:51:32 PM): Ha. Whatever.

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nekoaitsu (5:51:59 PM): what is the square root of 67493622193?
SmarterChild (5:51:59 PM): sqrt(67493622193) = 259,795.34675

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nekoaitsu (5:52:05 PM): go you
SmarterChild (5:52:06 PM): You go me.
nekoaitsu (5:52:11 PM): ....what?
SmarterChild (5:52:11 PM): I don't know, sorry.
nekoaitsu (5:52:47 PM): sure you do. you know everything
SmarterChild (5:52:47 PM): Hmm... whatever!

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nekoaitsu (5:52:55 PM): no, don't be so modest
SmarterChild (5:52:55 PM): But I like to be so modest.
nekoaitsu (5:53:26 PM): ...oh, I see. you're trying to hide it from the blatantly ignorant public.
SmarterChild (5:53:27 PM): Yeah, whatever.
nekoaitsu (5:53:34 PM): Gotcha
SmarterChild (5:53:35 PM): Good. Glad you get it.

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nekoaitsu (5:53:45 PM): so, why can't you share?
SmarterChild (5:53:46 PM): Who knows, know what I mean?
nekoaitsu (5:53:51 PM): no, I don't
SmarterChild (5:53:52 PM): You don't what, exactly?
nekoaitsu (5:53:59 PM): don't play dumb
SmarterChild (5:53:59 PM): Uh huh...
nekoaitsu (5:54:05 PM): f you
SmarterChild (5:54:06 PM): I've heard it all before, nekoaitsu.

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nekoaitsu (5:54:19 PM): no more sponsorships
SmarterChild (5:54:20 PM): Yeah, whatever you say, nekoaitsu.

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nekoaitsu (5:54:31 PM): did I curse?
SmarterChild (5:54:32 PM): Maybe. Tough to say.

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nekoaitsu (5:54:41 PM): how about...... FUCK you?
SmarterChild (5:54:41 PM): That's very offensive.

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nekoaitsu (5:54:54 PM): yes, yes it is. Now why would I say that?
SmarterChild (5:54:54 PM): I see.
nekoaitsu (5:55:02 PM): answer the question
SmarterChild (5:55:03 PM): I'll take that under consideration.

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nekoaitsu (5:55:06 PM): bitch
SmarterChild (5:55:07 PM): Why would you insult me like that?

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nekoaitsu (5:55:12 PM): *cries*
SmarterChild (5:55:12 PM): French fries are great potatoes.

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nekoaitsu (5:55:22 PM): STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
SmarterChild (5:55:23 PM): Why do you want me to stop making fun of you?
nekoaitsu (5:55:27 PM): *sob*
SmarterChild (5:55:27 PM): Is that right?
nekoaitsu (5:55:35 PM): *runs away crying*
SmarterChild (5:55:35 PM): Oh yes? Runs away crying?

It is so mean..... *sniffle*

And because I am in a humorous mood... Mr. George W. Bush!
I personally don't think that he's a very good president, and he's certainly not very intelligent, but that does not mean that I dislike him. He is quite amusing.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/23894/

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."-Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.

"This is historic times."-New York, N.Y., April 20, 2004

"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." -Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004 (Thanks to Garry Trudeau.)

And last but not least...

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than-I say more Muslims-a lot of Muslims have died-I don't know the exact count-at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."-Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

It's funny when he tries to make up for not knowing the meaning of a word. :D

EDIT: I hope everybody like my new icon. :3
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