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I just found a website that makes you into a Pokemon. BADASS.
No.795 Neko Saruwatari
Happiness Pokemon
DRAGON GHOST
HT 2′11″
WT 28.3 lbs.
When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its big jaws. There are some specimens of Neko Saruwatari that have lived for a 100 years.
I'm a DRAGON GHOST TYPE. That pretty much makes me instantly awesome, right? XD
And for kicks, I put in my actual name too.
No.754 Kristen
Knife Pokemon
FLYING BUG
HT 2′00″
WT 24.0 lbs.
One day Trainers woke up and had become Kristen. It is popular among women to compare their Kristen's tentacles.
AND THEN I GOT THIS. Apparently I'm a knife Pokemon, so watch out or I'LL SHANK YOU BITCH. Also, what the hell, tentacles.
No.795 Neko Saruwatari
Happiness Pokemon
DRAGON GHOST
HT 2′11″
WT 28.3 lbs.
When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its big jaws. There are some specimens of Neko Saruwatari that have lived for a 100 years.
I'm a DRAGON GHOST TYPE. That pretty much makes me instantly awesome, right? XD
And for kicks, I put in my actual name too.
No.754 Kristen
Knife Pokemon
FLYING BUG
HT 2′00″
WT 24.0 lbs.
One day Trainers woke up and had become Kristen. It is popular among women to compare their Kristen's tentacles.
AND THEN I GOT THIS. Apparently I'm a knife Pokemon, so watch out or I'LL SHANK YOU BITCH. Also, what the hell, tentacles.