NPC Commercial
I just found this lurking on my harddrive. It's an ad I posted once years ago on PIMUX.
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It's late. You and your friends are RPing as best you can, staving off exhaustion with gallons of Mountain Dew, when you run into a problem: no one wants to pose for the NPCs. An argument breaks out. Someone calls you a peon. You call someone a feeb. You vow to never rp together again and log off to stare at the bizarrest webpage you can find until your eyes bleed.
It doesn't have to be this way!
Let me handle your one-shot NPCs for you. Specialising in idiot cops, nosy reporters, critical waiters, and violent crowds. If I'm loitering in the Snackbar, give me a page! My alts are Spleen/Blake, Haywire, Mona Mayhem, and Inspector Gadget. This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter F, the number 5 3/8, and the planet Floog.
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Ah, good times. ;)
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It's late. You and your friends are RPing as best you can, staving off exhaustion with gallons of Mountain Dew, when you run into a problem: no one wants to pose for the NPCs. An argument breaks out. Someone calls you a peon. You call someone a feeb. You vow to never rp together again and log off to stare at the bizarrest webpage you can find until your eyes bleed.
It doesn't have to be this way!
Let me handle your one-shot NPCs for you. Specialising in idiot cops, nosy reporters, critical waiters, and violent crowds. If I'm loitering in the Snackbar, give me a page! My alts are Spleen/Blake, Haywire, Mona Mayhem, and Inspector Gadget. This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter F, the number 5 3/8, and the planet Floog.
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Ah, good times. ;)