"Bring it on, let's fucking do this. I'm kinda sick of their shit."
It seems like every time Michele Bachmann opens her mouth lately, I will get a phone call from these Tarryl Clark people, and the conversation always goes something like this:
THEM: Hey there, Registered Democrat-Farmer-Labor Party Member! Do you hate Michele Bachmann?
ME: Boy do I!
THEM: How much do you hate her?
ME: A whole lot!
THEM: Do you 15 bucks hate her?
ME: I--well, what did she say?
THEM: [INSERT WHATEVER RACIST/IGNORANT/VIOLENT SHIT MICHELE BACHMANN HAS SAID THIS WEEK]
ME: Jesus fucking Christ, let me give you 15 bucks and also every penny I own.
Ha, this Tarryl Clark has really got my number! It's like with every $15 I feel less and less compelled to kick Michele Bachmann in the shins.
(No, I'm just kidding. That is a feeling that never goes away.)
Cross-posted at Dreamwidth.
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THEM: Hey there, Registered Democrat-Farmer-Labor Party Member! Do you hate Michele Bachmann?
ME: Boy do I!
THEM: How much do you hate her?
ME: A whole lot!
THEM: Do you 15 bucks hate her?
ME: I--well, what did she say?
THEM: [INSERT WHATEVER RACIST/IGNORANT/VIOLENT SHIT MICHELE BACHMANN HAS SAID THIS WEEK]
ME: Jesus fucking Christ, let me give you 15 bucks and also every penny I own.
Ha, this Tarryl Clark has really got my number! It's like with every $15 I feel less and less compelled to kick Michele Bachmann in the shins.
(No, I'm just kidding. That is a feeling that never goes away.)
Cross-posted at Dreamwidth.
comments.