PACKERS!!!!!!
Today at work a woman was buying this really cute stuffed toy skunk made by National Geographic. She saw me looking at it kind of funny and she said "Oh, isn't it cute? I'm getting it for my son, I'm hoping it will keep him from wanting a real live skunk as a pet!"
She went on to explain that, while it's illegal in Minnesota, in Wisconsin you can actually buy a skunk as a pet, so her son has been plotting to smuggle some across the river. They take out the stink glands so supposedly it's just like a cat? Except not because, aside from the ethical quandary of keeping a fucking wild animal as a pet, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A SKUNK? Skunks have rabies and smell like shit FOR A REASON, you stupid cheeseheads!
Basically what I am saying is that this has confirmed what I have long suspected, namely that people from Wisconsin are all godless heathens, THE END.
She went on to explain that, while it's illegal in Minnesota, in Wisconsin you can actually buy a skunk as a pet, so her son has been plotting to smuggle some across the river. They take out the stink glands so supposedly it's just like a cat? Except not because, aside from the ethical quandary of keeping a fucking wild animal as a pet, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A SKUNK? Skunks have rabies and smell like shit FOR A REASON, you stupid cheeseheads!
Basically what I am saying is that this has confirmed what I have long suspected, namely that people from Wisconsin are all godless heathens, THE END.