Today after work I happened to catch G. Gordon Liddy telling me that my president is a foreigner! Because, as we all know, only white people can have been born in America. Black people like Obama will lie because why would anyone want to be a citizen of Kenya?!?! (Or Keen-ya, I guess.)
Check it. Seriously, I could not think of a better spokesperson for the birther movement than this senile, semi-comatose, lying old fuckface.