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So, my girlfriend is one of those people that has a bit of bathroom anxiety, if you know what I mean. The conditions have to be exactly right or things aren't going to happen in the toilet. Primarily, this involves everything and moreso, everyone, being as far away from possible from the bathroom ( Read more... )

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So there's this TV show, Dancing With the Stars, that Michelle (my girlfriend) is really starting to like. Now, this is hard to tell, because she more or less yells obscenities at the TV the whole time she is watching it, but this is her version of liking something. Trust me ( Read more... )