Lizzie the stalwart
It's impossible to offend Lizzie. Believe me I've tried...
nefariousski (10:33:57 AM): That's arguably the gayest Away message ever...
Auto Response from x lizbert x (10:33:58 AM): iridesnow14: tell me im a winnner *whines*
x lizbert x: you win at life, jeffy
iridesnow14: HEHEHEHE!
iridesnow14: i love my girlfriend sooo much
he's easy to please
nefariousski (10:34:19 AM): That's gayer than a bag of penises
nefariousski (10:34:41 AM): Grown men don't say hehehe, they say hahaha. psh...
x lizbert x (10:35:06 AM): ahaha
x lizbert x (10:35:16 AM): he's just super comfortable with his sexuality.
nefariousski (10:35:26 AM): so comfortable he giggles over IM?
nefariousski (10:35:43 AM): you have to draw the line somewhere...
x lizbert x (10:35:48 AM): not frequently
x lizbert x (10:35:57 AM): well yeah, if it got excessive, i'd put my foot down
nefariousski (10:36:08 AM): Where's his self respect!
nefariousski (10:36:12 AM): no man goes "hehehe"
x lizbert x (10:36:41 AM): jokingly, of course.
nefariousski (10:36:57 AM): Nope, that's like saying "I sucked his dick, but only jokingly"
nefariousski (10:37:02 AM): it's still gay.
x lizbert x (10:37:08 AM): it's possible.
nefariousski (10:37:24 AM): there's a brightline that should not be crossed
nefariousski (10:37:31 AM): it clearly defines what is gay and what is not
nefariousski (10:37:44 AM): and tittering or giggling is definately over the line
x lizbert x (10:38:08 AM): it's a stretch if done only in jest
nefariousski (10:38:56 AM): I dont know Lizzie, you may come home to find him listening to Cher and watching Christopher Lowell
x lizbert x (10:39:05 AM): ahahaha
nefariousski (10:41:17 AM): If you were my intern I'd have to take up cigar smoking...
x lizbert x (10:41:26 AM): ahaha
x lizbert x (10:41:28 AM): why's that?
nefariousski (10:41:47 AM): ....
nefariousski (1:00:15 PM): You better take that picture out of your profile, it'll probably incite bloody riots in Afganistan
x lizbert x (1:00:48 PM): silly ski, afghanians don't have AIM
x lizbert x (1:00:57 PM): *afghanis
nefariousski (1:01:08 PM): They dont have danish newspapers either but that sure as hell didn't seem to stop them
x lizbert x (1:01:38 PM): well, i'm sure they don't speak english
nefariousski (1:01:52 PM): Neither do most poor people in America but they riot all the time
x lizbert x (1:02:03 PM): touche
nefariousski (1:02:23 PM): I've always wondered why Touche and Douche are spelled so similarly but pronounced so differently
nefariousski (1:03:17 PM): We should fix that
nefariousski (1:03:28 PM): change one or the other.
nefariousski (1:03:53 PM): I think pronouncing douche like Dou-shay is the better option
nefariousski (1:03:56 PM): it sounds fancier
nefariousski (1:04:12 PM): i.e. Whoa helen, what's that stench!!!
nefariousski (1:04:22 PM): Oh it's my rotten crotch
nefariousski (1:04:31 PM): Wow, you really should dou-shay
x lizbert x (1:04:35 PM): ahahaha
nefariousski (1:04:51 PM): it puts some class on an otherwise unpleasant topic
x lizbert x (1:04:57 PM): that's true
x lizbert x (1:05:05 PM): but, touche is supposed to have an accent on the e
x lizbert x (1:05:17 PM): it's a past participle in french
nefariousski (1:05:19 PM): NOT IN AMERICA GOD DAMNIT!!!
x lizbert x (1:05:29 PM): granted
nefariousski (1:05:32 PM): If you use accents you hate America!
x lizbert x (1:05:48 PM): oops, sorry, i was almost a liberal for a second
x lizbert x (1:05:53 PM): *eats freedom fries*
x lizbert x (1:06:04 PM): *barfs as to not get fat*
nefariousski (1:06:10 PM): The french can call it whatever the hell their surrender monkey asses want. In america we call it an apostrophe and it does absolutely nothing to change how a word is pronounced
x lizbert x (1:06:40 PM): because it's between letters in english, and it's a grammar structure
nefariousski (1:06:47 PM): exactly,. just like god, jesus and baby jesus wanted it
x lizbert x (1:06:57 PM): in french it's vocabulary and is over letters as to change their pronunciations
nefariousski (1:07:24 PM): If you use accents you support terrorism
x lizbert x (1:07:32 PM): as touche and douche are both french, they should at least be true to their original pronunciations, even if not written as such
x lizbert x (1:07:39 PM): ooops, i'm a terrorist
nefariousski (1:07:52 PM): Unless it's a southern accent
nefariousski (1:07:59 PM): then you're just a pig fucking redneck
x lizbert x (1:08:05 PM): eeeewwwwwwwwwww
x lizbert x (1:08:20 PM): speaking of rednecks, did you see ron white's new special?
nefariousski (1:08:31 PM): who?
x lizbert x (1:08:55 PM): he's one of the guys on blue collar comedy tour, the least redneck one
nefariousski (1:09:04 PM): Sorry I dont visit the trailer park or laundry mat often enough to know who the blue collar comedy guys are
x lizbert x (1:09:14 PM): they're on comedy central allll the time
nefariousski (1:09:25 PM): Hmmm maybe that's why I'm always turning the channel?
x lizbert x (1:09:40 PM): maybe
x lizbert x (1:09:45 PM): i'd think you'd like bill engvall though
nefariousski (1:09:45 PM): every time I hear a fart joke or a southern accent I switch it to CNN to wash the dirty off
x lizbert x (1:09:51 PM): he just makes fun of stupid people
x lizbert x (1:09:52 PM): ahaha
x lizbert x (1:09:58 PM): that's just larry the cable guy, and he's a moron
nefariousski (1:10:08 PM): He taints all the others
x lizbert x (1:10:45 PM): ron white was talking about high school debate in his new special the other night
nefariousski (1:10:51 PM): It's like when there's a group of 4 girls walking down the beach. If three of them are hot but one is a fat gross slob it ruins the whole scene for all of em
x lizbert x (1:11:04 PM): true
I dont know about you but I'm impressed..
nefariousski (10:33:57 AM): That's arguably the gayest Away message ever...
Auto Response from x lizbert x (10:33:58 AM): iridesnow14: tell me im a winnner *whines*
x lizbert x: you win at life, jeffy
iridesnow14: HEHEHEHE!
iridesnow14: i love my girlfriend sooo much
he's easy to please
nefariousski (10:34:19 AM): That's gayer than a bag of penises
nefariousski (10:34:41 AM): Grown men don't say hehehe, they say hahaha. psh...
x lizbert x (10:35:06 AM): ahaha
x lizbert x (10:35:16 AM): he's just super comfortable with his sexuality.
nefariousski (10:35:26 AM): so comfortable he giggles over IM?
nefariousski (10:35:43 AM): you have to draw the line somewhere...
x lizbert x (10:35:48 AM): not frequently
x lizbert x (10:35:57 AM): well yeah, if it got excessive, i'd put my foot down
nefariousski (10:36:08 AM): Where's his self respect!
nefariousski (10:36:12 AM): no man goes "hehehe"
x lizbert x (10:36:41 AM): jokingly, of course.
nefariousski (10:36:57 AM): Nope, that's like saying "I sucked his dick, but only jokingly"
nefariousski (10:37:02 AM): it's still gay.
x lizbert x (10:37:08 AM): it's possible.
nefariousski (10:37:24 AM): there's a brightline that should not be crossed
nefariousski (10:37:31 AM): it clearly defines what is gay and what is not
nefariousski (10:37:44 AM): and tittering or giggling is definately over the line
x lizbert x (10:38:08 AM): it's a stretch if done only in jest
nefariousski (10:38:56 AM): I dont know Lizzie, you may come home to find him listening to Cher and watching Christopher Lowell
x lizbert x (10:39:05 AM): ahahaha
nefariousski (10:41:17 AM): If you were my intern I'd have to take up cigar smoking...
x lizbert x (10:41:26 AM): ahaha
x lizbert x (10:41:28 AM): why's that?
nefariousski (10:41:47 AM): ....
nefariousski (1:00:15 PM): You better take that picture out of your profile, it'll probably incite bloody riots in Afganistan
x lizbert x (1:00:48 PM): silly ski, afghanians don't have AIM
x lizbert x (1:00:57 PM): *afghanis
nefariousski (1:01:08 PM): They dont have danish newspapers either but that sure as hell didn't seem to stop them
x lizbert x (1:01:38 PM): well, i'm sure they don't speak english
nefariousski (1:01:52 PM): Neither do most poor people in America but they riot all the time
x lizbert x (1:02:03 PM): touche
nefariousski (1:02:23 PM): I've always wondered why Touche and Douche are spelled so similarly but pronounced so differently
nefariousski (1:03:17 PM): We should fix that
nefariousski (1:03:28 PM): change one or the other.
nefariousski (1:03:53 PM): I think pronouncing douche like Dou-shay is the better option
nefariousski (1:03:56 PM): it sounds fancier
nefariousski (1:04:12 PM): i.e. Whoa helen, what's that stench!!!
nefariousski (1:04:22 PM): Oh it's my rotten crotch
nefariousski (1:04:31 PM): Wow, you really should dou-shay
x lizbert x (1:04:35 PM): ahahaha
nefariousski (1:04:51 PM): it puts some class on an otherwise unpleasant topic
x lizbert x (1:04:57 PM): that's true
x lizbert x (1:05:05 PM): but, touche is supposed to have an accent on the e
x lizbert x (1:05:17 PM): it's a past participle in french
nefariousski (1:05:19 PM): NOT IN AMERICA GOD DAMNIT!!!
x lizbert x (1:05:29 PM): granted
nefariousski (1:05:32 PM): If you use accents you hate America!
x lizbert x (1:05:48 PM): oops, sorry, i was almost a liberal for a second
x lizbert x (1:05:53 PM): *eats freedom fries*
x lizbert x (1:06:04 PM): *barfs as to not get fat*
nefariousski (1:06:10 PM): The french can call it whatever the hell their surrender monkey asses want. In america we call it an apostrophe and it does absolutely nothing to change how a word is pronounced
x lizbert x (1:06:40 PM): because it's between letters in english, and it's a grammar structure
nefariousski (1:06:47 PM): exactly,. just like god, jesus and baby jesus wanted it
x lizbert x (1:06:57 PM): in french it's vocabulary and is over letters as to change their pronunciations
nefariousski (1:07:24 PM): If you use accents you support terrorism
x lizbert x (1:07:32 PM): as touche and douche are both french, they should at least be true to their original pronunciations, even if not written as such
x lizbert x (1:07:39 PM): ooops, i'm a terrorist
nefariousski (1:07:52 PM): Unless it's a southern accent
nefariousski (1:07:59 PM): then you're just a pig fucking redneck
x lizbert x (1:08:05 PM): eeeewwwwwwwwwww
x lizbert x (1:08:20 PM): speaking of rednecks, did you see ron white's new special?
nefariousski (1:08:31 PM): who?
x lizbert x (1:08:55 PM): he's one of the guys on blue collar comedy tour, the least redneck one
nefariousski (1:09:04 PM): Sorry I dont visit the trailer park or laundry mat often enough to know who the blue collar comedy guys are
x lizbert x (1:09:14 PM): they're on comedy central allll the time
nefariousski (1:09:25 PM): Hmmm maybe that's why I'm always turning the channel?
x lizbert x (1:09:40 PM): maybe
x lizbert x (1:09:45 PM): i'd think you'd like bill engvall though
nefariousski (1:09:45 PM): every time I hear a fart joke or a southern accent I switch it to CNN to wash the dirty off
x lizbert x (1:09:51 PM): he just makes fun of stupid people
x lizbert x (1:09:52 PM): ahaha
x lizbert x (1:09:58 PM): that's just larry the cable guy, and he's a moron
nefariousski (1:10:08 PM): He taints all the others
x lizbert x (1:10:45 PM): ron white was talking about high school debate in his new special the other night
nefariousski (1:10:51 PM): It's like when there's a group of 4 girls walking down the beach. If three of them are hot but one is a fat gross slob it ruins the whole scene for all of em
x lizbert x (1:11:04 PM): true
I dont know about you but I'm impressed..