I've been single for 30 hours and i'm doing fine!
I'm okay today. I talked to Josh. He said "So, he broke up with you again, huh." I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean. I talked to Josh for a few minutes. Nothing much. I didn't inquire about the situation, and he didn't volunteer anything. Whatever. People don't tell you shit when you need to know it. They'll only tell you if you ask. I don't care enough to go through the trouble. It will just hurt me and piss me off. He's trash and i'm better.
I talked to Jered for 2 hours tonight. He finally got off of the phone with me to eat. I told Jered funny stuff, though. I seriously told him that if we end up getting it on or making out or something not to let it get weird between us. I'm not saying i'm banking on getting a piece from Jered or anything, but we're going to be hanging out all night and then drinking and stuff, and things happen. And we like each other. So, we agreed that if something happens, we'll be the same, not weird about it. We are so weird.
Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one but you don't want to see yours in the papers.
How To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10... Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.
15. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock
Hard."
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."
I thought that was funny. Anyhoo... today pretty much sucked. I went to the Miss ULM Pageant. It sucked. I talked to David for a few seconds today. I hate that everyone can go back and forth to each other's houses in a few minutes on the spur of the moment. I used to have that and I took it completely for granted. Now, it takes $30 and a few free days just to plan the trip. I hate being this far away from everyone. It depresses me more so than being dumped, hehe. No, i'm doing fine.
Only five years left of this whole Monroe thing. I can handle it. I need to pass my trig class though. I have a chem exam next friday. Woo. Panama is in 25 days or so. Can't wait!! Hey, if you want something from Florida, lemme know! I am bringing David something back. I guess that's all I have to rant about tonight. Love ya.