ho shit memes who remembers those
it turns out it is my girlfriend who remembers those.
icon for nostalgia's sake.
i promise i won't type like john campbell while i do this thing.
1) How old do you wish you were?
Uhm probably seventeen. Maybe eighteen. But no really seventeen.
(teryn seventeen is how old you are, right now)
Dammit John Campbell get out of here.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I have no idea. But I remember when I first heard about it. Second grade, Mrs. Sanders gathered us on the story circle. What a story. I remember Mrs. Sanders's name only because she went to my church. She was so cool I think.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I stare for a while before awkwardly stumbling away, disappointed, day ruined.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Uhm. I consider myself... spineless? I mean I'm kind I guess but only because I'm afraid to ever hurt someone ever.
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I have my hypothetical tattoo all planned out. It is this and it will probably be inside my wrist or something. Congratulations teryn you have just ascended to new levels of geek.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Well, I mean. I hope to be fluent in ten languages at least. And actually the more I study language the more I question the definition of fluent. I mean how fluent is fluent? One time I had a Brazilian girl in my class. Our physics teacher asked her if she was going to try to become fluent in English. She said, "Mrs. Rath I'm already fluent." My friends usually define fluent as able to order in a restaurant, in which case I am fluent in three languages, and I wouldn't only sound slightly awkward in one of them. If fluent means your accent is gone then hahahahaha.
way to type forever teryn
7) Do you know your neighbours?
No! Not at all. Like not even a little.
Well there's Seth across the street but he goes to school with me.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
It is a day where something special happened and now we celebrate it or at least acknowledge it sometimes. A birthday is a holiday. A weekend you get off school is not a holiday.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Well I've never gotten my horoscope written out or anything. I did it once and now I can't find it. Uhm unless you mean those fake newsletter type horoscopes, where they tell you what ice cream to eat that day. No I don't follow those. Fuck those guys.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes. Well uhm. Actually yes, absolutely.
11) Are you touchy feely?
Sometimes I'm laid back when I'm supposed to be all excited or something, and other times I get so enraged/fired up about things that don't even matter. I just missed the lecture that day I guess.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Well. Not really. You have to have something in common, or sometimes there are conflicting things in you that can never be resolved. But if you're too much the same then nothing happens, or you fight over stuff. It's a balance. Like, for example. Me and my brother. Me and Tiffy. Me and Ivy. L and Light
13) Dream job?
Interpretor/translator. I'd be happy with any sort of job with languages, though, really.
14) Favorite channel(S)?
AHAHA, well I haven't watched TV in forever. Probably like Nicktoons or G4 or hmmhmhmmhm i have nothing else.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
The strip mall. Parties. Anywhere with my friends, really. I like Atlanta but it takes forever to get up there.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers. Haven't taken a bath since I realised you are basically sitting in your own filth for like hours. Plus the water in the shower never gets cold (unless you're like me).
17) Do you paint your nails?
Yes! Sometimes if they've been painted for forever I'll just leave them alone for a while but usually they're painted, and most of the time they're at least filed. As soon as the paint starts chipping noticeably I'll repaint them. I don't understand how people can change their nail colour every day because getting nail polish off is such a process, I hate it.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Well I used to. But lately I've sort of adapted the most people = straight = bigots = haters = dangerous sort of route. I find out how they feel about gays before I trust them because I'm unreasonable and scared.
19) What are your phobias?
Fish. Straight people/old people/republicans/basically everyone who might hurt me for my queerity. Uhm, pictures of things that come without warning, especially animals. Hair dryers, a little bit. I'm a bit jumpy.
20) Do you want kids?
Well I'm seventeen I don't know anything. Man fuck if seventeen-year-olds ever know what they want from life. Ask me when I'm like twenty-five.
If I do though I will probably prefer surrogate over adoption. Maybe. Again you'll have to ask me later.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
I used to because the counsellors told me to but I always lost it/never wrote in it/etc. Then I kept an electronic journal and had basically the same problems. Now I have a blog.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
With my girlfriend. ♥ Or maybe... Actually no, just that. Everywhere else is lame. I bet sunlight comes from her footsteps because everywhere she goes sparkles.
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Heavy, or so I hear. My mom's words were "you could sleep through a tornado" which was a bad thing because we lived in tornado alley. Wait should that be capitalised. Oh well, anyway. Yeah I usually sleep for 12 hours if I'm not actively woken up twice at least. This is the kind of thing I would put on my 'Wait Before You Marry Me' list.
24) Are you paranoid?
A bit when it comes to gay hate. Uhm otherwise no way. My Danger Dar kinda broke around middle school I think.
25) Are you impatient?
I... I think so? But I'm also lazy so I never do anything about it.
26) Who can you relate to?
Uhm, a lot of people. Mostly the Internet.
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
What... could you possibly feel about them? This isn't the sixties. Plus I kind of am an interracial couple because I am white and my girlfriend is... brownish? Uhm. Okay brb just now realising i don't know my girlfriend's ethnicity (like it matters).
28) Have you been burned by love?
Yes. Love sucks sometimes. But hey what're you gonna do.
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
I don't really choose it. Someone else does and I go with it. On the one at Mom's it's some sort of East Asian techno thing. On the one at Dad's it's Hello by The Beatles.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Really wanting to go to bed and then eventually doing so.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
... I don't remember. And I can't check. I know it was from Mom though, saying she was outside or something.
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My... own? Not Ivy's. Which is a sad thing and I think I might cry now, thanks you dick
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Orange brown yellow plaid thing uhm. It doesn't look as horrible as it sounds.
34) Why is there no question here
Did... did you mean question mark? There is clearly a question, I can see it, it's right there.
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
I will assume that tilde was necessary and this meme person is particularly interested in what I have on me at all times. I will now let that person down by giving a generic sort of "idk whatever's in my purse i guess lol" sort of answer.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Right now they are blue and green and white stripes but I really need to change them.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Five dollars and some cents. Well I mean it's in my wallet, I don't have it on me on me.
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
If you mean like the tasty kind of favourite part then I like the drumsticks.
If you mean the 'I am interested in chickens' kind of favourite part then what the hell, there is nothing good about chickens. They are stupid creepy little fuckers with those translucent terrifying eyelids and really I don't think there's any hope for you if your particular interest is chickens somehow.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Uhm, probably Washington D.C., followed by Derby, then Atlanta, then maybe Columbus. I haven't really been many places, though.
40) I can't wait till?
... I don't know. I don't know you. You'll have to tell me the answer to that yourself.
41) Who got you to join myspace?
I think Robert? One of my friends. Then I never used it ever.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Frick, uhmmm. I don't even remember eating last night, so I probably just snacked.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
Five foot two and a half. I know my exact height because I was a growth hormone kid.
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nooooooooooooo.
NO NO NO NO NOOOOO.
DON'T DO HEROIN KIDS.
45) Do you own a gun?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NO NO DON'T SHOOT EACH OTHER EITHER.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN OWN A GUN AHHHHHHHH.
do i really belong in the south
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milk.
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
OBVIOUSLY IT IS MY WINNING PERSONALITY.
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
Not in the genuine disorder sense. I like to think I have casual A.D.D.
49) What time did you wake up today?
LIKE TWELVE O'CLOCK. I was so proud of myself.
50) Current worry?
NO WORRIES. NO WORRIES AT ALL BECAUSE SOMEONE LOVES ME. Nothing else matters when someone loves you. Seriously what could possibly go wrong that that knowledge couldn't fix, immediately.
51) Current hate?
No hate! I like never hate. I suppose... how gay rights are going right now and Shyamalan (is that how it's spelled, I haven't properly spelled it in ages). But really I don't even hate them, they just kind of make me disgruntled every once in a while.
52) Favorite place to be?
I would say with my girlfriend but I've never properly been there yet. (jesus meme stop making me cry) Probably the strip mall or anywhere with my buddies.
53) Where would you like to travel?
Europe, Japan, D.C., and of course anywhere where Ivy is. I would take a weekend with her over anything.
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Working a job I am satisfied with, living with the woman I love, perhaps we will own our own house.
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't really sing anymore. My usuals were Swingset Chain by Loquat and While You Were Sleeping by Elvis Perkins and Water Comes to Life by Cloud Cult because I knew all the words and they sound nice a capella.
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Probably my girlfriend, up to her usual hilarious antics. And her terrifying Oklahoma story.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
Uhm. Probably that time I stabbed myself in the thigh like the genius I so obviously am and just bled like EVERYWHERE. And I couldn't look at a pair of scissors for weeks and that was back when I had serious hemophobia (and really had serious everything-phobia actually).
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
I KNOW SOMEONE LOVES ME.
Okay I was gonna leave it at that but OMG SOMEONE LOVES ME. DID YOU KNOW. SOMEONE GENUINELY LOVES ME. LIKE THEY LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM AND ALL THAT JAZZ AND THEY LOVE ME AND WHY AM I SAYING THEY ANYWAY IVY LOVES MEEEEEEEE.
HEEEEE. «33333333
59) What's your favorite candy?
Uhm I don't really have one but. I like gummies? Sometimes.
60) What song is stuck in your head?
THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOOOOW~~
It's by Flo Rida and I heard it on Tumblr and that's like the only line I know so screw, I hate when that happens. It's that line and then Flo Rida just starts generally rapping in the background. And the beat goes over and over. But still, it's a cool song.
OKAY THAT IS IT but perhaps I should cut this first.
all right cutted mission accomplished.
wait cutted what the hell teryn are you some kind of retard
kids the past tense of cut is cut
icon for nostalgia's sake.
i promise i won't type like john campbell while i do this thing.
1) How old do you wish you were?
Uhm probably seventeen. Maybe eighteen. But no really seventeen.
(teryn seventeen is how old you are, right now)
Dammit John Campbell get out of here.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I have no idea. But I remember when I first heard about it. Second grade, Mrs. Sanders gathered us on the story circle. What a story. I remember Mrs. Sanders's name only because she went to my church. She was so cool I think.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I stare for a while before awkwardly stumbling away, disappointed, day ruined.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Uhm. I consider myself... spineless? I mean I'm kind I guess but only because I'm afraid to ever hurt someone ever.
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I have my hypothetical tattoo all planned out. It is this and it will probably be inside my wrist or something. Congratulations teryn you have just ascended to new levels of geek.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Well, I mean. I hope to be fluent in ten languages at least. And actually the more I study language the more I question the definition of fluent. I mean how fluent is fluent? One time I had a Brazilian girl in my class. Our physics teacher asked her if she was going to try to become fluent in English. She said, "Mrs. Rath I'm already fluent." My friends usually define fluent as able to order in a restaurant, in which case I am fluent in three languages, and I wouldn't only sound slightly awkward in one of them. If fluent means your accent is gone then hahahahaha.
way to type forever teryn
7) Do you know your neighbours?
No! Not at all. Like not even a little.
Well there's Seth across the street but he goes to school with me.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
It is a day where something special happened and now we celebrate it or at least acknowledge it sometimes. A birthday is a holiday. A weekend you get off school is not a holiday.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Well I've never gotten my horoscope written out or anything. I did it once and now I can't find it. Uhm unless you mean those fake newsletter type horoscopes, where they tell you what ice cream to eat that day. No I don't follow those. Fuck those guys.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes. Well uhm. Actually yes, absolutely.
11) Are you touchy feely?
Sometimes I'm laid back when I'm supposed to be all excited or something, and other times I get so enraged/fired up about things that don't even matter. I just missed the lecture that day I guess.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Well. Not really. You have to have something in common, or sometimes there are conflicting things in you that can never be resolved. But if you're too much the same then nothing happens, or you fight over stuff. It's a balance. Like, for example. Me and my brother. Me and Tiffy. Me and Ivy. L and Light
13) Dream job?
Interpretor/translator. I'd be happy with any sort of job with languages, though, really.
14) Favorite channel(S)?
AHAHA, well I haven't watched TV in forever. Probably like Nicktoons or G4 or hmmhmhmmhm i have nothing else.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
The strip mall. Parties. Anywhere with my friends, really. I like Atlanta but it takes forever to get up there.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers. Haven't taken a bath since I realised you are basically sitting in your own filth for like hours. Plus the water in the shower never gets cold (unless you're like me).
17) Do you paint your nails?
Yes! Sometimes if they've been painted for forever I'll just leave them alone for a while but usually they're painted, and most of the time they're at least filed. As soon as the paint starts chipping noticeably I'll repaint them. I don't understand how people can change their nail colour every day because getting nail polish off is such a process, I hate it.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Well I used to. But lately I've sort of adapted the most people = straight = bigots = haters = dangerous sort of route. I find out how they feel about gays before I trust them because I'm unreasonable and scared.
19) What are your phobias?
Fish. Straight people/old people/republicans/basically everyone who might hurt me for my queerity. Uhm, pictures of things that come without warning, especially animals. Hair dryers, a little bit. I'm a bit jumpy.
20) Do you want kids?
Well I'm seventeen I don't know anything. Man fuck if seventeen-year-olds ever know what they want from life. Ask me when I'm like twenty-five.
If I do though I will probably prefer surrogate over adoption. Maybe. Again you'll have to ask me later.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
I used to because the counsellors told me to but I always lost it/never wrote in it/etc. Then I kept an electronic journal and had basically the same problems. Now I have a blog.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
With my girlfriend. ♥ Or maybe... Actually no, just that. Everywhere else is lame. I bet sunlight comes from her footsteps because everywhere she goes sparkles.
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Heavy, or so I hear. My mom's words were "you could sleep through a tornado" which was a bad thing because we lived in tornado alley. Wait should that be capitalised. Oh well, anyway. Yeah I usually sleep for 12 hours if I'm not actively woken up twice at least. This is the kind of thing I would put on my 'Wait Before You Marry Me' list.
24) Are you paranoid?
A bit when it comes to gay hate. Uhm otherwise no way. My Danger Dar kinda broke around middle school I think.
25) Are you impatient?
I... I think so? But I'm also lazy so I never do anything about it.
26) Who can you relate to?
Uhm, a lot of people. Mostly the Internet.
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
What... could you possibly feel about them? This isn't the sixties. Plus I kind of am an interracial couple because I am white and my girlfriend is... brownish? Uhm. Okay brb just now realising i don't know my girlfriend's ethnicity (like it matters).
28) Have you been burned by love?
Yes. Love sucks sometimes. But hey what're you gonna do.
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
I don't really choose it. Someone else does and I go with it. On the one at Mom's it's some sort of East Asian techno thing. On the one at Dad's it's Hello by The Beatles.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Really wanting to go to bed and then eventually doing so.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
... I don't remember. And I can't check. I know it was from Mom though, saying she was outside or something.
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
My... own? Not Ivy's. Which is a sad thing and I think I might cry now, thanks you dick
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Orange brown yellow plaid thing uhm. It doesn't look as horrible as it sounds.
34) Why is there no question here
Did... did you mean question mark? There is clearly a question, I can see it, it's right there.
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
I will assume that tilde was necessary and this meme person is particularly interested in what I have on me at all times. I will now let that person down by giving a generic sort of "idk whatever's in my purse i guess lol" sort of answer.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Right now they are blue and green and white stripes but I really need to change them.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Five dollars and some cents. Well I mean it's in my wallet, I don't have it on me on me.
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
If you mean like the tasty kind of favourite part then I like the drumsticks.
If you mean the 'I am interested in chickens' kind of favourite part then what the hell, there is nothing good about chickens. They are stupid creepy little fuckers with those translucent terrifying eyelids and really I don't think there's any hope for you if your particular interest is chickens somehow.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Uhm, probably Washington D.C., followed by Derby, then Atlanta, then maybe Columbus. I haven't really been many places, though.
40) I can't wait till?
... I don't know. I don't know you. You'll have to tell me the answer to that yourself.
41) Who got you to join myspace?
I think Robert? One of my friends. Then I never used it ever.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Frick, uhmmm. I don't even remember eating last night, so I probably just snacked.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
Five foot two and a half. I know my exact height because I was a growth hormone kid.
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nooooooooooooo.
NO NO NO NO NOOOOO.
DON'T DO HEROIN KIDS.
45) Do you own a gun?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
NO NO DON'T SHOOT EACH OTHER EITHER.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN OWN A GUN AHHHHHHHH.
do i really belong in the south
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Milk.
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
OBVIOUSLY IT IS MY WINNING PERSONALITY.
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
Not in the genuine disorder sense. I like to think I have casual A.D.D.
49) What time did you wake up today?
LIKE TWELVE O'CLOCK. I was so proud of myself.
50) Current worry?
NO WORRIES. NO WORRIES AT ALL BECAUSE SOMEONE LOVES ME. Nothing else matters when someone loves you. Seriously what could possibly go wrong that that knowledge couldn't fix, immediately.
51) Current hate?
No hate! I like never hate. I suppose... how gay rights are going right now and Shyamalan (is that how it's spelled, I haven't properly spelled it in ages). But really I don't even hate them, they just kind of make me disgruntled every once in a while.
52) Favorite place to be?
I would say with my girlfriend but I've never properly been there yet. (jesus meme stop making me cry) Probably the strip mall or anywhere with my buddies.
53) Where would you like to travel?
Europe, Japan, D.C., and of course anywhere where Ivy is. I would take a weekend with her over anything.
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Working a job I am satisfied with, living with the woman I love, perhaps we will own our own house.
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't really sing anymore. My usuals were Swingset Chain by Loquat and While You Were Sleeping by Elvis Perkins and Water Comes to Life by Cloud Cult because I knew all the words and they sound nice a capella.
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Probably my girlfriend, up to her usual hilarious antics. And her terrifying Oklahoma story.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
Uhm. Probably that time I stabbed myself in the thigh like the genius I so obviously am and just bled like EVERYWHERE. And I couldn't look at a pair of scissors for weeks and that was back when I had serious hemophobia (and really had serious everything-phobia actually).
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
I KNOW SOMEONE LOVES ME.
Okay I was gonna leave it at that but OMG SOMEONE LOVES ME. DID YOU KNOW. SOMEONE GENUINELY LOVES ME. LIKE THEY LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM AND ALL THAT JAZZ AND THEY LOVE ME AND WHY AM I SAYING THEY ANYWAY IVY LOVES MEEEEEEEE.
HEEEEE. «33333333
59) What's your favorite candy?
Uhm I don't really have one but. I like gummies? Sometimes.
60) What song is stuck in your head?
THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOOOOW~~
It's by Flo Rida and I heard it on Tumblr and that's like the only line I know so screw, I hate when that happens. It's that line and then Flo Rida just starts generally rapping in the background. And the beat goes over and over. But still, it's a cool song.
OKAY THAT IS IT but perhaps I should cut this first.
all right cutted mission accomplished.
wait cutted what the hell teryn are you some kind of retard
kids the past tense of cut is cut