Beware of Episode 17

Sep 30, 2009 18:14

(Spoiler Alert? Missy's probably the only one who reads these anyway...)

So as I'm painstakingly making my AMV -- really, it's not THAT bad. It's just meticulous work because I'm slamming so many tiny clips together and that lame-o Windows Movie Maker keeps stumbling over them because it's not smart enough to keep up with the pace -- I keep having to search through all 23 episodes of Kuroshitsuji (I didn't bother downloading 16, the filler with the two random dead British princes) for certain clips in mind or just to find a clip that fits in. And me, being...well...me, I keep forgetting that the nun-screwing scene is in episode 17. So, here I am innocently skipping through episodes when HOLY SHIT BATMAN! IT'S SEBASTIAN FUCKING A NUN! ...and then I laugh because pretty much after that is a shot of Grell in that little boys' chruch uniform. xD;;;  But seriously? What the hell were these writers/animators on? Just wait til I finish my review of the series that I've been procrastinating on. I complain about the writers a lot in it. *Sigh* Alright, I'll admit, sometimes I find it amusing and LOL-able. "Haha!~ A nun's getting screwed by a demon! Nah~Naaaaah~!" It's just so terribly ironic.

But moving on from the nun....

I had a terrifying thought concerning Sebby and random sex scenes.

When they make the Circus arc (WHEN! Not IF!) in season two of the anime....they're gonna make that scene with Sebby and Beast aren't they? x_____x  As if the nun weren't enough.  What type of reputation are they giving the poor demon? Um, he is a demon, not a whore. Yes, yes, it shows he'll do anything to get info for his master but.....gaah, I rest my case. What the hell, it's slightly amusing. Gives people something to fill their LJs about. xD;  If, by any chance, one of the wonderful asians working on the anime happens to read this, I'd like to request a CielxSebastian sex scene, plzkthx. You guys seem willing enough to bend the actual storyline.

So all this talk about sex leads me to yet another musing of mine.

Kuroshitusji basically is sexual to the core. *is shot for Sebastian quote reference*

Think about it. There's that Pluto dog/guy running around glomping people and pressing against their windows naked, I don't think Madam Red wears dresses that show lots of cleavage for the fashion of it, Grell would pretty much hump Sebastian's shoe if he got a hold of it and god knows what would happen if they played Seven Minutes in Heaven. You've got your transvestite angels floating around, the Viscount dreams of Ciel in the pink dress every waking moment, Ciel is in bondage a few times, Lau so obviously wants to get into the little Earl's pants (maybe if he opened his eyes he'd be able to actually see those pants), Lau's "sister"/lady friend - her name is Ran Mao, right? It just suddenly left my brain - ...do I need to point that one out? And THEN there's the connection between Ciel and Sebastian that is SO much more deeper than a servant/master relationship. Did you see how possessive they get of each other? Especially Sebastian. And if you're wondering, no, it has nothing to do with the fact that he wants to nom on Ciel's soul. That's just a bonus. If it was all about the boy's soul, then why is he still alive for season 2, eh? There's also that scene in episode 4 where Sebby is "putting a corset on Ciel". The corset was just a cover up. I'm pretty sure there's a good number of times Ciel is being carried in Sebastian's arms too. Episode 9, the photograph one? Yaoi filler. Anybody could see they were about to kiss before Lau - that dirty, jealous pervert - set off the fireworks to distract them. Then of course there's that picture where it's revealed that Sebastian is the one that Ciel cares about the most. <3 Not to mention the NUN SCREWING! (I have plenty of evidence to prove my point. Any chance I can turn this in for an assignment? I'm sure I'd get points for my arguments, haha!)

Now that my sex rant is done...

I found one of the hard-to-find morals of the series too!

Cults = BAD

Lol, cuz I'm pretty sure they raeped poor Ciel. I should add that to the list too...

...That was a lot of fun. 8D

sex, kuroshitsuji, anime, blackbutler

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