"Second Hand Smoke" I invented cookies!!!!

[neelloca]

No shit, there I was... lying in bed with the most hideous cramps I've had since I was a teenager; I mean the kind that rival labor pains kind'a teenager; and I find myself needing to take a little Valerian root and some other herbal remedies to try and ease the tension. I lay in bed on a heating pad set to OMG can't this thing get any hotter? and start comtemplating... {What if they could embed a code into a 'ping'?}... and then I thought... {Wait! Is that wat a cookie is? Hey, I think I may have just invented cookies!}

Ok, stop laughing at the techno-tarded chic please...