Reply to Me (1/?)
Hey guys! New fic!!!! Well it's a crack fic I hope you all will like! It's written completely in the form of emails and aim conversations!
i just basically needed to combine my two fave pairings
Title: Reply to Me (1/?)
Author: Me!
Rating: Pg13
Character/Pairings: Arthur/Gwen, Merlin/Morgana, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Gwen
Disclaimer: Neither merlin or harry potter is mine!
Summary: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy's Malfoy Industries top lawyer, gets an interesting confession email from Guinevere Leodegrance who she is supposed to organize a deal with, about her hate crush on her boss, Arthur Pendragon of Camelot Enterprises. Ginny Potter, Merlin, Morgana, and Draco weigh in all the drama
Author's note: I think i'm going INSANE. a harry potter//merlin crossover?! WHAT?! and it's AU completely too? and consists only of emails and aim convos? someone help me?! hahaha all the same, hope some of you like it! and if you don't, please tell me why!
side note: some of you might not know draco/hermione but they're an EXTREMELY love/hate relationship (tht unfortunately never materialized) and very intelligent beauty/hot prat. hahha
To: hermione_granger@wizmail.co.uk
From: guinevereleodegrance@camelot_love.co.uk
Subject: Re:Meeting
Dear Ms. Granger,
I wanted to sincerely apologize for my last email that I had sent. Clearly, you were not the intended recipient and I am truly very sorry you had to read the details of that letter. Unfortunately it was an emotionally difficult time for me and I am really horribly embarrassed! I hope dearly you wont let my personal email conflict in your decision to do business with Camelot Industries. Sorry once again!
Guinevere Leodegrance
The truest greatness lies in being kind, the truest wisdom in a happy mind.
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To: marriedtheboywholived@wizmail.co.uk
From: hermione_granger@wizmail.co.uk
Subject: None
Ginnyyyyyyyyyyyy! That woman from Camelot industries wrote back...the one who sent me that confession letter about feelings for her boss! I feel so awful that we laughed so much at the letter! She’s truly embarrassed over the whole situation...she sounds utterly horrified! I feel like we completely invaded her privacy! I mean so she has a little hate crush on her boss...we shouldn’t be knowing that! And you know what’s awful? not only do i totally not know how to respond to her email but i’m like also feeling so guilty because I’m going to keep thinking about it tomorrow at the meeting when i meet them both! AH. ginny this is all your fault! now tell me how i respond?!
hermione
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To: hermione_granger@wizmail.co.uk
From: marriedtheboywholived@wizmail.co.uk
Subject: Re: None
Seriously, Mione, calm down! You didn’t even laugh. In fact the whole time we read it you kept saying we were invading her privacy! Just don’t think about it and respond in a Hermione-ish fashion kk? RELAX.
On a side note, I looked up her boss. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. Trust me, that girl’s got nothing to be embarrassed about besides the fact that it took her three years to get that this guy is hot. Arthur Pendragon. I couldn’t focus if I knew he was just five feet away. You know I love harry right? But if i didn’t have him....you know what I’m saying.
We still on for drinks tonight?
ps- attaching MR. HOTNESS’s website link (yes, the guy has a friggin website he’s that gorgeous.)
ginny
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To: pendragon.arthur@camelot_love.co.uk
From: dracoxaviermalfoy@malfoyind.co.uk
Subject: Contact
Arthur--
dont believe the Morgana rumors they aren’t true. papparazzi stuff, we’ve been like family for years. speaking about family, you coming over tonight with Uther? Father wants to discuss final deal stuff with him.
also meeting still confirmed for tomorrow right? and bring that girl gwen with you kk? seems sharp.
malfoy
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To: merlin-dragon@camelot_love.com
From:pendragon.arthur@camelot_love.co.uk
Subject: malfoy
Malfoy is such a jackass. tryin act like we’re great friends and shit. we’ve never gotten along and i sweat to god if this deal wasn’t gonna help the company i would not be doing it.
anyways you need to get all the paperwork done, start up the presentation, brief the accounting people, talk to the consultants, and pick up my laundry. also, for the presentation try wearing something semi decent. it’s horrifyingly embarrassing seeing you dressed like your five.
did i mention malfoy’s a jackass? why the hell does he want guinevere to come tomorrow? she’s not like that. god.
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To: pendragon.arthur@camelot_love.co.uk
From:merlin-dragon@camelot_love.co.uk
Subject:Re:Malfoy
are your sure thats all you need? cuz with all the free time you’re giving me, would you like me to achieve world peace and save the whales possibly?
figures you don’t like malfoy. he’s the spitting image of you. probably why he likes gwen too. although, i think he just asked cuz they had lunch the other day.
merlin
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To: merlin-dragon@camelot_love.com
From:pendragon.arthur@camelot_love.co.uk
Subject: re: malfoy
they had lunch the other day?! not tht i care,it’s just on company time.
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to: guinevere.leodegrance@camelot_love.com
from: hermione_granger@wizmail.com
subject: Re: meeting
ms. Leodegrance,
Please do not worry about it at all! I completely understand, it was just an unfortunate error! My judgement is not at all affected, and I fully look forward to seeing you tomorrow with Mr. Malfoy.
Hermione Granger
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To: marriedtheboywholived@wizmail.co.uk
From:hermione_granger@wizmail.co.uk
Subject:Re:None
Omg. I think i just died a little after that website. He’s from Albion University AND amazing to look at? I get Draco ferretface Malfoy as my boss and she gets HIM? the world just isn’t fair. Oh well, I’m seeing him tomorrow, maybe it’ll be love at first sight! hahaha
Actually though we have to do work! I know, I know, you think I’m always doing work but really this deal is so important for malfoy industries. and you know I have to work hard to get it, because the sooner i do, the sooner I’ll get my recomendation from ferretface’s father and the sooner I can leave here!
And drinks sounds amazing but I’m afraid I cant! Have to go through these papers again. Please don’t hate me!
Hermione
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To: guinevere.leodegrance@camelot_love.co.uk
From: dracoxaviermalfoy@malfoyind.co.uk
Subject: none
Ms. Leodegrance,
I had a lovely time with you last week. I would love to discuss more of your ideas over dinner sometime? Is next monday good for you?
Draco Malfoy
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lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:05: i have news!
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:32:07: do share! is it the hermione thing? howd you deal with tht?
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:08: ohhh that! so i emailed the her and explained the whole thing and she responded saying shes fine and stuff
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:32:12: i told you she would so be cool about it! ive met her once or twice through draco---such a prat. he
hates her, so you know she’s gotta be smart and stuff
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:15: ahh i know! but stilllllllllll...its embarrassing! i mean i didn’t even mean half those things about arthur. i just
meant he has nice eyes!
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:17: i hope she doesn’t think i have like feelings for him or anything! because i dont! he’s my boss after all. and your brother! but gods what if she’s thinking it all the time when she’s at the meeting? what if she tells someone?! i need her to know i would never like him!
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:18: not that i couldn’t, he’s really much less obnoxious with merlin around, and he’s quite a good boss cuz he’s been trying harder lately and he is working hard and he is quite fit...
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:40: morgana....?
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:32:41: sorry i think i just gagged a little....ewwww. i mean it’s arthur. you’re so out of his league! not that i dont love my lil bro and all.
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:45: but i dont like him! why dont you just believe me?
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:32:50: lallalalalallaa! hahah this is a never ending battle of denial. what was the other news?
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:32:56: it’s NOT denial! and that...well draco emailed me again. he wants to have dinner and to discuss my ideas!!!
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:33:03: riiiiiiiight. he wants to “discuss” yours “ideas”. is that what you kids are all calling it these days?
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:33:07: you have such a DIRTY mind. he just wants to discuss ideas. is it unbelievable he values my opinion?!
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:33:12: you KNOW i didnt mean it like that. all im saying is your quite the fan of the blondies eh?
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:33:15: not funny. im just wondering...like is it a date?
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:33:17: why do u want it to be?
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:33:19: no it’s just. i dont think im going to go.
druidfangirl (“Morgana) 21:33:23: why not?!
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:33:30: it’s just arthur and
druidfangirl (“Morgana”) 21:33:34: OH! RIGHT THERE. THIS. THIS. ACCEPTANCE.
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:33:37: hold your horses. brb, new email.
druidfangirl (“Morgana”) 21:33:40: deny it ALL you want.
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:33:55: it’s from arthur’s stupid bimbette leggy secretary. apparently i wasted company time by going to Versaco’s
with Draco last week!!!! How does he even know I went?! it was during my lunch break and related to work!
druidfangirl (“Morgana”) 21:34:15: he took you to Versaco’s? Malfoy scores again!
lilac99 (“Gwen”) 21:34:20: he’s insufferable. i can’t believe. ahhh. while he’s with that awful secretary of his!
lilac99 has logged off
druidfangirl (“Morgana”) 21:34:30: oh arthur. still not good with dealing with feelings I see.
To: dracoxaviermalfoy@malfoyind.co.uk
From: guinevere.leodegrance@camelot_love.co.uk
Subject: Re:None
Draco,
I would love to! Monday night works great :)
Gwen
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