To: wrosenberg@councilofw.co.org.uk
From: purplefrog@yahoo.com
Subject: Five Most Recent Ways To Reassure Yourself That I am Actually In Fandom

1. I fixed a leak for a man named Moist.

2. Talking about the weather includes the words "pudding rain."

3. My ex-roommate isn't returning my calls because she's on another planet.

4. My ex-boyfriend is ( Read more... )

Waiting around to hear from certain people who dropped major bombshells on him then ran off to spend the weekend someplace that might possibly have corpses? Why no. Alternating that with worry about other people, just for a change of pace? Of course not.

After all, Xander'd had a busy week. He'd rented two apartments (three if you counted the one ( Read more... )