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Panera needs like a frequent customer card I think I have had lunch there every damn day this week. Like a preferred customer card where you get a discount. I should have sat outside and had lunch yesterday because it was a little bit humid but the sky was so dark like it was going to storm. Instead I rushed back to work to bust my ass on a project that got cancelled. Let’s just say when that guy called to tell me he needed to cancel, if he had of been standing in front of me, I would have tied the phone cord around his neck to strangulate him then beaten him senseless with the receiver and folded his unconscious body in half and stuffed it under my desk as a foot prop. What an asshole.
There is a little kid movie coming out this weekend I want to see, one of those computer animated ones, no idea why this particular one interests me but I don’t feel I could go if I don’t have a member of its target audience; a little kid. Maybe I’ll find a stray little kid and take it with me. All of these neglectful parents allowing their little kids to wander off into the care of a child molester here lately, I am bound to find one and intercept before the offender, right? I could always borrow one of my cousins but if I take one I have to take all three and I don’t want three, especially not those three, I want one. I could probably manage off with her littlest one but I wouldn’t know how transport him seeing as he is still pretty small and there is always the possibility that some type of device, unattached to my vehicle already, is involved. He’s five-ish so I think we are past the car seat stage but I really don’t know. My mom wants to see it too though so maybe we two grown adults will just go together. I have to get my cat a tag sometime this weekend too and possibly even take her to the vet, her eye is still a little clouded.
WTF? It’s only noon?
And I'm down 2 more lbs!
There is a little kid movie coming out this weekend I want to see, one of those computer animated ones, no idea why this particular one interests me but I don’t feel I could go if I don’t have a member of its target audience; a little kid. Maybe I’ll find a stray little kid and take it with me. All of these neglectful parents allowing their little kids to wander off into the care of a child molester here lately, I am bound to find one and intercept before the offender, right? I could always borrow one of my cousins but if I take one I have to take all three and I don’t want three, especially not those three, I want one. I could probably manage off with her littlest one but I wouldn’t know how transport him seeing as he is still pretty small and there is always the possibility that some type of device, unattached to my vehicle already, is involved. He’s five-ish so I think we are past the car seat stage but I really don’t know. My mom wants to see it too though so maybe we two grown adults will just go together. I have to get my cat a tag sometime this weekend too and possibly even take her to the vet, her eye is still a little clouded.
WTF? It’s only noon?
And I'm down 2 more lbs!