Genius
I have an insanely good idea.
So we have 'talk like a pirate day' which is an awesome idea. Pirates, as we all know are teh sechs.
Why don't we have 'Talk like you're in a western day'. By western, I mean things like Deadwood and the remake of 3:10 to Yuma, realistic (expect for the obscenities). Imagine it! just! It would have been so cathartic in my old job.
Customer: 'Hi, my teevee that's two years old has broken, I have no further warranty, but am demanding a refund (because I'm a cock).
Utah Dave (that's my poker name folks): Ain't heard of you in these parts stranger, how are you?.
Customer: Refund, you fool!
UD: Weeeel I don't take too kindly to been called a fool friend, and whilst I'll be giving you all the respect that's owing t'you. There aint n'arry a thing I is gonna do about your televisual device.
Customer: How dare you! I know my rights!
UD: The law in these here parts don't take too kindly to people telling what rights they have an don'have. I suggest you take a wander friend.
Customer: Whaaaaat! I'm going to speak to trading standards!
UD: You might'n do that sir and you mighten not. I suggest you think twice before you throw down and look like a fool and I knock you on your ass.
Customer: *Click*
UD: Hey Sally, I just been talking to some damn limey cocksucker who think we owes him for his two year old machine!
So we have 'talk like a pirate day' which is an awesome idea. Pirates, as we all know are teh sechs.
Why don't we have 'Talk like you're in a western day'. By western, I mean things like Deadwood and the remake of 3:10 to Yuma, realistic (expect for the obscenities). Imagine it! just! It would have been so cathartic in my old job.
Customer: 'Hi, my teevee that's two years old has broken, I have no further warranty, but am demanding a refund (because I'm a cock).
Utah Dave (that's my poker name folks): Ain't heard of you in these parts stranger, how are you?.
Customer: Refund, you fool!
UD: Weeeel I don't take too kindly to been called a fool friend, and whilst I'll be giving you all the respect that's owing t'you. There aint n'arry a thing I is gonna do about your televisual device.
Customer: How dare you! I know my rights!
UD: The law in these here parts don't take too kindly to people telling what rights they have an don'have. I suggest you take a wander friend.
Customer: Whaaaaat! I'm going to speak to trading standards!
UD: You might'n do that sir and you mighten not. I suggest you think twice before you throw down and look like a fool and I knock you on your ass.
Customer: *Click*
UD: Hey Sally, I just been talking to some damn limey cocksucker who think we owes him for his two year old machine!