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mmrrfrmmgrumpGGRRR!!!  If that's one more cable company trying to sell me a "bundle" of ANYthing, I'm gonna get a rabid chihuahua to keep chained by the front door.

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shuffle to front door
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Hello?...

Weeee'rrrr  fruuuumm  Youuuu-Verrrrrrsssssss....  BRAAAAAIIINNNZZZZ!!!!

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And *NO* please do NOT get me any of these - I'm happier simply laughing over the insanity of the concept, and not having to dust the actual objects.

http://www.lenox.com/index.cfm?spec=specials&cat=peeps