The new, improved okCupid just told me I can spot the virgin in 14 out of 21 pairs, which is better than 92% of the respondents. I feel all proud and stuff now. ;-)

While rummaging through OKCupid today, I came across a profile with the name "kumquatgoddess" from Fayetteville, NC. This immediately got me to wondering what we'd have if we merged kumquatakat and vtbiochemgoddes. It's a rather odd mental image, I think.