Massachusettes has both a state muffin, the corn muffin, and a state cookie, chocolate chip.

Oklahoma's state anthem is actually "Oklahoma" by Rogers and Hammerstein... Dave had thought it was a joke.

This is entirely his fault, by the way...

A: I'm gonna go play boy kid games. (We don't know why he calls Nick Jr.com that...)
N: Boy kid games? Does that mean girls can't play?
A: No, girls can play too.
N: Then wouldn't that make them just kid games?
A: Yea, they are just kid games.
D: You just used logic on my five year old...
N: Yea. And it works too.

This was too precious not to post...

13:11 She had really made me upset
13:13 Ok, I'm gonna go make my meat pasta sauce, I'll talk with you later hun.
13:14 Good way to dispose of the body.