Michael Moore is Fat.
We returned from the depths of the Smokey Mountains a few days ago. It was a typical "family" vacation. The ones where you spend an hour driving to the middle of no where just to see an old mill or church. Where you should stop and take in the beauty of nature. I mean, I guess that would be fun, if there's nothing else to do, but we didn't even go to Dolly World! I can download a screensavor of the mountains if I want to. Its fine looking at it, but no need to stand there gawking for five minutes. I lead a fast action filled life! I don't have time for that!..Well maybe I do, but who cares.. Gatlinburg itself was pretty good. If you've never been there its just a bunch of weird shops lined up on a long street, with Ripley museums every block or so. Which reminds me, if you ever do go there and see a ride called "Earthquake, THE RIDE. Please, don't go on it. It claims it got four stars. I spent about thirty dollars that whole vacation, a third of it was on that stupid ride. You just get on a train thing, and go down a twenty foot track. At the same time theres a narrator saying things like "Oh no, look over there!" Then a gorilla comes about a foot toward the train, slowly too. Theres no surprises. It even claims to use the latest technology, they could've built that twenty years ago. Google earthquake the ride and you will find the same things. One star ratings saying it was a piece of crap.
We ate out several nights and went on short walks. Its more fun to go out night there, seems like theres less old people walking slowly around going into pottery places. Theres a bunch of sword shops also, it was reall tempting to buy a twenty dollar sword or ninja star. The people who ran the places were kind of weird. One was runned by a gaggle of Mexicans, there shop has a huge shelf full of glass bongs...
Came back, Thursday around four. Since my dad is an engineer we had to stop at a dam and drive around it, viewing every aspect and going into the exhibit about it. Friday went to Holiday World with brittany and a bunch of people from asceison (the jackels, turnocks, reesors, amons, and dolls). We were mainly in the water park, which is about ten times better then Kentucky Kingdom's I should add. Oh yeah, and while waiting for a water slide, I overheard this dude talking about how if Six Flags bought Kentucky Kingdom about two years earlier, it would be about double size...damn.. The Raven is the most overated ride. Its really short, and a little bit jerky. For the hype for it about being the NUMBER ONE WOODEN ROLLER COASTER you would expect better. IMO, Twisted Sisters at Kentucky kingdom is better then that ride. Oh, we watched anchor man on the way there. Lord, that movie is hilarious. I've already downloaded it, we didn't get to the end, about twenty minutes away from it. The car ride there would have been hell if there was no movie. THe people sitting behind us were seven year old girls, so yeah...you can imagine. Overall though it was alot ton of fun.
Yesterday and today are going about the same. Was going to Kentucky kingdom but decided not too. There were four people going, so, being the odd person out kind of sucks. Watched American Pie Two last night. The movie is pretty good, not as good as the first though. Haven't seen American Pie Wedding, that will be next. Also watched the Family Guy Movie. If you decide to get it, I would recommend watching it in two parts. Its just like a long episode and can get boring after the first 45 minutes if you don't.
Might as well rant about something that really grinds my gears...Garfield. Garfield, American's favorite cartoon cat. Jim Watson has had some pretty good comics with him, my sister has a couple books (there are atleast 25) and they are pretty funny. Now within the last year, not only has it become unfunny, but pathetic. Lets take a look at some of comics from the past or two..
Now that was this past Friday's. Depressing...
This one, I guess its comical, to some extent that the fact reality shows are crap. But not nearly funny enough to LOL
After all these years, we get the idea, Garfield likes food.
After that, lets look at some decent comics, possibly the best, Calvin and Hobbes.
It would be interesting if there was a six year old that clever...
Hehe, I've tried that before...
We ate out several nights and went on short walks. Its more fun to go out night there, seems like theres less old people walking slowly around going into pottery places. Theres a bunch of sword shops also, it was reall tempting to buy a twenty dollar sword or ninja star. The people who ran the places were kind of weird. One was runned by a gaggle of Mexicans, there shop has a huge shelf full of glass bongs...
Came back, Thursday around four. Since my dad is an engineer we had to stop at a dam and drive around it, viewing every aspect and going into the exhibit about it. Friday went to Holiday World with brittany and a bunch of people from asceison (the jackels, turnocks, reesors, amons, and dolls). We were mainly in the water park, which is about ten times better then Kentucky Kingdom's I should add. Oh yeah, and while waiting for a water slide, I overheard this dude talking about how if Six Flags bought Kentucky Kingdom about two years earlier, it would be about double size...damn.. The Raven is the most overated ride. Its really short, and a little bit jerky. For the hype for it about being the NUMBER ONE WOODEN ROLLER COASTER you would expect better. IMO, Twisted Sisters at Kentucky kingdom is better then that ride. Oh, we watched anchor man on the way there. Lord, that movie is hilarious. I've already downloaded it, we didn't get to the end, about twenty minutes away from it. The car ride there would have been hell if there was no movie. THe people sitting behind us were seven year old girls, so yeah...you can imagine. Overall though it was alot ton of fun.
Yesterday and today are going about the same. Was going to Kentucky kingdom but decided not too. There were four people going, so, being the odd person out kind of sucks. Watched American Pie Two last night. The movie is pretty good, not as good as the first though. Haven't seen American Pie Wedding, that will be next. Also watched the Family Guy Movie. If you decide to get it, I would recommend watching it in two parts. Its just like a long episode and can get boring after the first 45 minutes if you don't.
Might as well rant about something that really grinds my gears...Garfield. Garfield, American's favorite cartoon cat. Jim Watson has had some pretty good comics with him, my sister has a couple books (there are atleast 25) and they are pretty funny. Now within the last year, not only has it become unfunny, but pathetic. Lets take a look at some of comics from the past or two..
Now that was this past Friday's. Depressing...
This one, I guess its comical, to some extent that the fact reality shows are crap. But not nearly funny enough to LOL
After all these years, we get the idea, Garfield likes food.
After that, lets look at some decent comics, possibly the best, Calvin and Hobbes.
It would be interesting if there was a six year old that clever...
Hehe, I've tried that before...