Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee'sssssssssssssss Johnny!
Well...uh, right now I feel like I might pock. Pock= christy taught me this word, thank you christy. I ate so much tonight I will surely have a nasty burp...if you know what I mean without going into details. There is not enough room in my stomach to house the food I have consumed tonight...so, much of it is also residing in my throat. Tomorrow is phase 1 again. I cheated this week because of christmas, but after these holiday's that IS IT. I'm not making cheating a habit. I like the south beach...it's not a burden. Essentially, I feel worse eating "bad" then I do eating well anyway.
I am about to DEEP CLEAN my room. Yes siree!! Right now I am forced to look at millions of tissue torn to shreds lying on my floor. Why???? Because Missy is a a bitch! Literally...she's a female toy poodle. Anyhow, just because she is extremely small, and kind of looks like a cute muppet, does NOT mean she is sweet. In fact, her looks are very decieving. I have this cool trash can that I got from the Bombay Company for a REALLY good price a couple of years ago. GONE. Gone because Missy tore it up!!! Yes!! I don't even know how she did it!?! Dang...if it's not satan, it's jezebel. I mean...what is up??
Don't get me wrong. I LOVE ANIMALS!!! I really do!! But I'll tell ya right now. I HATE the fact that Missy lies on my bed all day. Frankly, it makes me kind of sick. I know this may be a bit harsh....but...she poops, doesn't wipe, and then hops on my bed. I DON'T LIKE THAT!!!!!!! HOW CAN I STOP THIS?????? I mean, I don't think she should have to sleep on the porch or anything, but...go find a couch or something. GET OFF MY BED!!!!!
POCK!!!!!!! (excuse me)
Wow, that's freakin' sick.
MY GOAL FOR THE WEEK:
If I don't get my hair dyed this week I'm going to shave my head. PLEASE KNOW...that I can see my long roots. You know how there are some people who must be oblivious to their foot long black roots?? Well, I'm not. I am completely aware that they exist.
Now...I put on the gloves, get the spririt...and DIG IN!!!!
OH YEA: I'd like to give a shout out to GREASE who is opening tomorrow for the first time in like two years. CHRISTY, I wish you the best. I hope you awake refreshed and not tired. I hope all partners perform well and that your shift is smooth. Have a peacful nap!!!
ALL OTHERS HAVE A SPLENDID NIGHT AND A PLEASANT DAY TOMORROW!
I am about to DEEP CLEAN my room. Yes siree!! Right now I am forced to look at millions of tissue torn to shreds lying on my floor. Why???? Because Missy is a a bitch! Literally...she's a female toy poodle. Anyhow, just because she is extremely small, and kind of looks like a cute muppet, does NOT mean she is sweet. In fact, her looks are very decieving. I have this cool trash can that I got from the Bombay Company for a REALLY good price a couple of years ago. GONE. Gone because Missy tore it up!!! Yes!! I don't even know how she did it!?! Dang...if it's not satan, it's jezebel. I mean...what is up??
Don't get me wrong. I LOVE ANIMALS!!! I really do!! But I'll tell ya right now. I HATE the fact that Missy lies on my bed all day. Frankly, it makes me kind of sick. I know this may be a bit harsh....but...she poops, doesn't wipe, and then hops on my bed. I DON'T LIKE THAT!!!!!!! HOW CAN I STOP THIS?????? I mean, I don't think she should have to sleep on the porch or anything, but...go find a couch or something. GET OFF MY BED!!!!!
POCK!!!!!!! (excuse me)
Wow, that's freakin' sick.
MY GOAL FOR THE WEEK:
If I don't get my hair dyed this week I'm going to shave my head. PLEASE KNOW...that I can see my long roots. You know how there are some people who must be oblivious to their foot long black roots?? Well, I'm not. I am completely aware that they exist.
Now...I put on the gloves, get the spririt...and DIG IN!!!!
OH YEA: I'd like to give a shout out to GREASE who is opening tomorrow for the first time in like two years. CHRISTY, I wish you the best. I hope you awake refreshed and not tired. I hope all partners perform well and that your shift is smooth. Have a peacful nap!!!
ALL OTHERS HAVE A SPLENDID NIGHT AND A PLEASANT DAY TOMORROW!