OMG.

"Pear" is truly NOT a difficult word to commit to memory. Additionally, the same should be said of the word "pair." Most importantly, they do not mean the same thing.

YOU DO NOT SUBSTITUTE 'PAIRS' FOR APPLES WHEN MAKING A CRISP!

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If someone is straight-up copying me/us and my/our ideas, is that considered flattery... or something else? And when it happens often, does that change things, or not?

I'm just sayin'.

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My retarded neighbors ( Read more... )

How long does it take children to learn that, no matter how many times they open the refrigerator to 'look and see,' the contents will not magically change?

For that matter, how long does it take husbands to learn that as well?

Oh, and I've been wondering. One person has already followed suit and gotten a swingset after me this year. I wonder how long it will be until the next person does...

(Betcha most everyone else doesn't spend months researching or saving before buying theirs either...)

Is the rest of the equation so hard to learn?

It's funny how the neighbors hate me so much, yet they need to use my yard to have fun. I know that my swingset is a major attraction in the neighborhood and my grass is soft, fluffy and fertilized (I suppose that's why their dog keeps running away and coming here)... but really ( Read more... )

The neighbors' dog is loose again.

I was sitting here at my desk, and I heard barking. I looked out the window, and sure enough, there was the little dog. Loose. Again.

The first time he got away, he ran around the backyard for a bit before he settled in on trying to jump on the boys. I took him back after just a few minutes, and I was later ( Read more... )