You Got Served
You may have received the text message late Friday night regarding this, but here are the details.......
Friday night I went out with Laurie, her cousin Jaime, and Jaime's friend Margie. We met at Jaime's place in Waterford and went out for dinner & drinks then started a little bar hopping.
We started at Peppi's, which was lame, but there was karaoke on the upstairs open-air patio. So, needless to say, everyone within a 3 mile radius got to hear me sing.
The downstairs was more of a "club" with a dance floor and a 55 year old DJ. Well, there really wasn't anyone on the dance floor except for a white trash girl or crustache guy here & there. So, finally, these 2 average-looking girls go out and dance. Well, I sort of smile at them like, "Hey, cool. Do your thing. I'm not drunk enough to dance yet. Way to go."
So the brunette turns around and sort of scootches backwards while dancing and gives me the middle finger on each hand. I was like, "What the hell!?!?! Did you guys see that!?!?!" Laurie, Jaime & Margie go, "Oh, I'm sure it's not what it looked like." Uh huh...yeah, whatever. But, I dropped it and we left.
Next we went to the Sharks Club. Half of the joint was a pool hall and the other half was a club. The DJ there at least was under 35, but he was a COMPLETE ASSHOLE when I went to request something. I just got all Renee on him like, "You DON'T KNOW that song? Um....OK....(cough cough)...douche bag."
So after dancing a bit (I was drunk) those 2 girls from Peppi's came in and onto the dance floor!! So I'm like, "There's that girl! Bitch." And Jaime's like, "Oooohhhh what are you gonna do?" So I decide that the best thing to do at this point is to SERVE HER.
So I go and start dancing near the brunette but she notices and the 2 girls take off.......So now I'm all reved up and I'm determined to serve someone. ANYONE.
I notice this guy who dances pretty good on the dance floor. He has a crew of guys nearby (turns out they are all Romanian) that are kind of watching him dance up on random women on the dance floor. So, I go up to him and dance AT him. Not WITH him, but AT him. And afterwords I yelled, "You got served!!" So his friends are yelling, "Oooohhhh!!! Dang!!!" and my friends are just laughing their asses off. Bare in mind, that I am NOT a good dancer and I was QUITE drunk. I was pretty much just a hot mess.
Well, the serving went back and forth a couple of times even after the music was NO LONGER PLAYING and the LIGHTS WERE ON IN THE BAR.
The staff had gathered nearby to watch and in the end my new Romanian friend and I hugged and went our separate ways.
The moral of the story is -- See what happens when I'm forced to get too drunk?
Friday night I went out with Laurie, her cousin Jaime, and Jaime's friend Margie. We met at Jaime's place in Waterford and went out for dinner & drinks then started a little bar hopping.
We started at Peppi's, which was lame, but there was karaoke on the upstairs open-air patio. So, needless to say, everyone within a 3 mile radius got to hear me sing.
The downstairs was more of a "club" with a dance floor and a 55 year old DJ. Well, there really wasn't anyone on the dance floor except for a white trash girl or crustache guy here & there. So, finally, these 2 average-looking girls go out and dance. Well, I sort of smile at them like, "Hey, cool. Do your thing. I'm not drunk enough to dance yet. Way to go."
So the brunette turns around and sort of scootches backwards while dancing and gives me the middle finger on each hand. I was like, "What the hell!?!?! Did you guys see that!?!?!" Laurie, Jaime & Margie go, "Oh, I'm sure it's not what it looked like." Uh huh...yeah, whatever. But, I dropped it and we left.
Next we went to the Sharks Club. Half of the joint was a pool hall and the other half was a club. The DJ there at least was under 35, but he was a COMPLETE ASSHOLE when I went to request something. I just got all Renee on him like, "You DON'T KNOW that song? Um....OK....(cough cough)...douche bag."
So after dancing a bit (I was drunk) those 2 girls from Peppi's came in and onto the dance floor!! So I'm like, "There's that girl! Bitch." And Jaime's like, "Oooohhhh what are you gonna do?" So I decide that the best thing to do at this point is to SERVE HER.
So I go and start dancing near the brunette but she notices and the 2 girls take off.......So now I'm all reved up and I'm determined to serve someone. ANYONE.
I notice this guy who dances pretty good on the dance floor. He has a crew of guys nearby (turns out they are all Romanian) that are kind of watching him dance up on random women on the dance floor. So, I go up to him and dance AT him. Not WITH him, but AT him. And afterwords I yelled, "You got served!!" So his friends are yelling, "Oooohhhh!!! Dang!!!" and my friends are just laughing their asses off. Bare in mind, that I am NOT a good dancer and I was QUITE drunk. I was pretty much just a hot mess.
Well, the serving went back and forth a couple of times even after the music was NO LONGER PLAYING and the LIGHTS WERE ON IN THE BAR.
The staff had gathered nearby to watch and in the end my new Romanian friend and I hugged and went our separate ways.
The moral of the story is -- See what happens when I'm forced to get too drunk?