It happened again!
What the hell is the deal? Seriously! This is the 3rd time this has happened to me and I'm getting a bit suspicious. About a month ago, I was in the ladies room taking care of business when I heard someone walk into the stall next to me. I'm doing up my pants when I hear the distinct sound of the urine hitting the water in the toliet only it doesn't sound as if it's a typical "girlie" sound. It almost sounds as if it's coming from a guy or either the girl next to me really had to go. The person walks out before I do; I flush and go to wash my hands and lo-and behold the person next to me was in deed a man! He asks me if he was in the right bathroom and I tell him that I think he has made a mistake. He apologizes and rushes out the door. Now, this man seemed to have had it together. He was in a suit and a suit coat; meaning it wasn't a student who maybe couldn't read "Women" on the outside of the door, he clearly looked as if he could read and was of some importance.
The next time it happened, I was picking up a pizza at the local restaurant and while I was waiting I ran to the ladies room because I was a bit early picking up the pizza. While I was in the stall, I heard someone walk in and wash their hands. I walked out and lo-and behold another guy in the ladies bathroom! The guy said, "I'm sorry, I can't read the signs." For real. The guy looked as if he was in his 20s and he can't read! (Well, this is Howell and it is the B-Line. If you're not familiar it's a bar/restaurant where "everybody knows your name.")
The other day I'm in the bathroom and I heard someone walk in. I looked under the stall (I have reason to dammit!) and guess who's feet I saw pointing the other way? Yep, the person in stall number 3. A co-worker came in as I was finishing up and her and I started talking. The mysterious person in stall number 3 didn't show "their" face by the time we left the bathroom, but I swear I saw man shoes. What the hell is going on? Is it me? Do you men seriously not look at the signs when you're running to the john?
The next time it happened, I was picking up a pizza at the local restaurant and while I was waiting I ran to the ladies room because I was a bit early picking up the pizza. While I was in the stall, I heard someone walk in and wash their hands. I walked out and lo-and behold another guy in the ladies bathroom! The guy said, "I'm sorry, I can't read the signs." For real. The guy looked as if he was in his 20s and he can't read! (Well, this is Howell and it is the B-Line. If you're not familiar it's a bar/restaurant where "everybody knows your name.")
The other day I'm in the bathroom and I heard someone walk in. I looked under the stall (I have reason to dammit!) and guess who's feet I saw pointing the other way? Yep, the person in stall number 3. A co-worker came in as I was finishing up and her and I started talking. The mysterious person in stall number 3 didn't show "their" face by the time we left the bathroom, but I swear I saw man shoes. What the hell is going on? Is it me? Do you men seriously not look at the signs when you're running to the john?