I'm glad to be a woman

Mar 22, 2006 19:21

Tonight on my way home from work I was in the fast line and doing 80 mph.  I was on the phone and there was a guy riding my ass and in my rear-view mirror I saw the guy motion for me to merge to the middle lane so that he can drive past me in the left hand lane.  I motioned to him that he should move to the middle lane and then he motioned for me to hang up my phone.  He then blew past me and flipped me off as he's doing 90+ mph.  I decide to be a bitch and catch up to him.  At this time, I'm doing 110 mph on I-96 to catch up with this asshole and what happens, BOOM!  My tire blows out.  I don't notice anything for at least a couple minutes until I exit the freeway and my wheel is vibrating like crazy.  I look in the rear-view mirror and who's behind me? The asshole that I sped up to catch!  Great!  Now he's going to see that I blew out my tire to pass his stupid ass.

I pull into the gas station off the expressway and it's flat as all hell.  I'm on the phone with AAA and while this happens a guy pulls up to me and starts asking me questions about my tire.  He proceeds to fix it.  Since it's only a hole, he begins to patch it with a patch kit he just so conveniently had in his vehicle.  While I'm waiting for AAA to arrive, he fixes me tire.  I cancel AAA since he clearly did the job, thank him ever so politely and he packs up this things and he's on his way.

What a nice guy!

It's time like these that I'm glad that I'm a woman.  He probably wouldn't have stopped if I was a man because a man would have taken care of it them self.  The guy was nice enough to fix it for me and wasn't all like, "Oh, can I have your number and your a hot babe."  He packed up his things and he went on his way.

Lesson to be learned: Don't pass anyone unless you know your car can handle it!!
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