Bad Dog

Jun 19, 2006 23:04

I accidentally let Griz get out the door tonight, and I asked Dan to help me catch her. (She listens better to him!) Anyway, some twit comes along, terrified of the dog. That's not why she's a twit, though. Dan assures her the dog is harmless, and continues calling her, etc. The woman, who's trajectory was taking her away from Grizelda, decides to stop and not only watch Dan trying to catch the dog, but giving him such sage advice as "Your dog should really have some training!" And "You really shouldn't let her be running around loose like that!" I could hear him swearing and telling her what she could do with her advice, from inside the house. Yikes. He also told her if she didn't like it, to keep on walking, instead of standing there in front of this dog she's supposedly so afraid of! Fucking people.

So he brought the water conditioner, some aquarium salt (supposed to be a de-stresser), a HUGE snail, and 3 shrimps, all 3 of which the two oscars proceeded to chase down and eat whole, in a matter of minutes! They aren't bothering with the goldfish at all, though, thankfully. Dan named the oscars Rogue and Gambit. I wanted to name them Beat it! and Scram! in honour of Oscar the Grouch. Oh well.

Tomorrow my lawyer, and the co-op's lawyer are coming to inspect my house. Then, later in the month, a frigging structural engineer is coming. Jesus Fuck. This is ridiculous. I want to hide under the covers tomorrow, until tomorrow is over. :(

Anyhoo, I'm tired. Gonna look up a couple things on the net, and then it's home to bed for me. Or home to recliner and bad late night tv, anyway, lol!

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