Woman's Virtue Is Man's Greatest Invention. ~Mae West
Audrey got a job. Go me. :)
Y'all can't make fun of me because I don't work anymore. HA!!!!!
Things Audrey Learned Today:
-Nothing sucks quite as much as starting your period and realizing that there is only five tampons in the house and half of those are lites(which are completely bloody useless).
-It's really sad that paying $2.89 for gas actually makes me happy. Stupid fucking gas companies.
-Playing "disco lights" in my kitchen apparently causes the wiring in my house to freak and makes the stove and my computer upstairs turn off.
-My Aunt needs to stop harping on my life choices because:
1. I'm not her daughter.
2. I am twenty years old. If I want to shave my head, tattoo myself blue and strip that's my choice and nobody else's (not that I am because I'm not that derranged.
-Gillian is extreme loud and annoying when she doesn't take ritalin. Like eardrum bursting loud.
-Walking into the wall by the door in my room really hurts.
That's about it. Still housesitting. Back home for good (and not just daytrips) on Sat.
Y'all can't make fun of me because I don't work anymore. HA!!!!!
Things Audrey Learned Today:
-Nothing sucks quite as much as starting your period and realizing that there is only five tampons in the house and half of those are lites(which are completely bloody useless).
-It's really sad that paying $2.89 for gas actually makes me happy. Stupid fucking gas companies.
-Playing "disco lights" in my kitchen apparently causes the wiring in my house to freak and makes the stove and my computer upstairs turn off.
-My Aunt needs to stop harping on my life choices because:
1. I'm not her daughter.
2. I am twenty years old. If I want to shave my head, tattoo myself blue and strip that's my choice and nobody else's (not that I am because I'm not that derranged.
-Gillian is extreme loud and annoying when she doesn't take ritalin. Like eardrum bursting loud.
-Walking into the wall by the door in my room really hurts.
That's about it. Still housesitting. Back home for good (and not just daytrips) on Sat.