A bunch of answers you probably don't care to read
This came from andthemoon!
Some stuff:
Twenty-four Questions you might not think to ask:
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
-- My eyes. I examine their luster (or lack thereof), their redness (or lack thereof), and the magnitude of the dark cirles surrounding them.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
-- Not a dime, my friend. Not a dime.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
-- Obsessed.
4. Favorite plant?
-- I like several. I will pick willow and sycamore trees, ivy, and lilacs.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
-- I don't care to check at the moment, but I bet it's not James Joyner.
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
-- I don't know. It's got a mind of its own, and picks accordingly. I'm serious-- it has a spastic way of rearranging everyone's ring tones.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
-- A plain gray Hanes sweatshirt.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
-- I tend to refer to myself as female.
9. Name brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
-- I am currently shoeless.
10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
-- I want to mate with her because she is my sister and INCEST IS BEST LOLZZZZ OMG!!!!!!!!!1
11. Do you know what an 8-track is?
-- Yes, but I'm too young to remember them. <---andthemoon applies to me too.
12. What were you doing at 9pm last night?
-- Working at Shitz. More specifically, scrubbing the sneeze guard because scrubbing objects free of grime is therapeutic.
13. What did your last text message say that you recieved on your cell?
-- "Dont come what are you talking about" from Jim. Yep. Lack of punctuation and all. At least he didn't really misspell anything.
14. Do you ever click on Pop-ups or banners?
-- FUCK no.
15. What's a saying that you say a lot?
-- "Just kidding" any time I do anything remotely flaky.
16. Who told you they loved you last?
-- Mike Quigley, with a text message.
17. Last furry thing you touched?
-- Misfit. Or maybe it was my crotch.
18. How many hours a week do you work?
-- It varies, but this past week I worked about 45, I suppose. 28 at Shitz, 15 or so at Fox's and three at my work study job.
19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
-- A bunch. Maybe 7 or 8.
20. Favorite age you have been so far?
-- I like myself best right now, thanks.
21. Your worst enemy?
-- Myself. Cliche, but true.
22. What is your current desktop picture?:
-- An image of a tree by Escher... I don't know the title.
23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
-- Maybe I should pay more attention to the shit that spews forth from my mouth.
24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?
-- Money. If I erase all my regrets, I'll just make the same damned mistakes and still be broke. Besides, one of my biggest regrets involves racking up the credit debt I have, so a million bucks would definitely erase one of my debts. And, yes, this is a stupid question.
Somehow this pointless exercise has made me less serene.
Some stuff:
Twenty-four Questions you might not think to ask:
1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
-- My eyes. I examine their luster (or lack thereof), their redness (or lack thereof), and the magnitude of the dark cirles surrounding them.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
-- Not a dime, my friend. Not a dime.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
-- Obsessed.
4. Favorite plant?
-- I like several. I will pick willow and sycamore trees, ivy, and lilacs.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
-- I don't care to check at the moment, but I bet it's not James Joyner.
6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
-- I don't know. It's got a mind of its own, and picks accordingly. I'm serious-- it has a spastic way of rearranging everyone's ring tones.
7. What shirt are you wearing?
-- A plain gray Hanes sweatshirt.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
-- I tend to refer to myself as female.
9. Name brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
-- I am currently shoeless.
10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
-- I want to mate with her because she is my sister and INCEST IS BEST LOLZZZZ OMG!!!!!!!!!1
11. Do you know what an 8-track is?
-- Yes, but I'm too young to remember them. <---andthemoon applies to me too.
12. What were you doing at 9pm last night?
-- Working at Shitz. More specifically, scrubbing the sneeze guard because scrubbing objects free of grime is therapeutic.
13. What did your last text message say that you recieved on your cell?
-- "Dont come what are you talking about" from Jim. Yep. Lack of punctuation and all. At least he didn't really misspell anything.
14. Do you ever click on Pop-ups or banners?
-- FUCK no.
15. What's a saying that you say a lot?
-- "Just kidding" any time I do anything remotely flaky.
16. Who told you they loved you last?
-- Mike Quigley, with a text message.
17. Last furry thing you touched?
-- Misfit. Or maybe it was my crotch.
18. How many hours a week do you work?
-- It varies, but this past week I worked about 45, I suppose. 28 at Shitz, 15 or so at Fox's and three at my work study job.
19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
-- A bunch. Maybe 7 or 8.
20. Favorite age you have been so far?
-- I like myself best right now, thanks.
21. Your worst enemy?
-- Myself. Cliche, but true.
22. What is your current desktop picture?:
-- An image of a tree by Escher... I don't know the title.
23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
-- Maybe I should pay more attention to the shit that spews forth from my mouth.
24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to erase all of your regrets, what would you choose?
-- Money. If I erase all my regrets, I'll just make the same damned mistakes and still be broke. Besides, one of my biggest regrets involves racking up the credit debt I have, so a million bucks would definitely erase one of my debts. And, yes, this is a stupid question.
Somehow this pointless exercise has made me less serene.