To me you're like a grown addiction that I can't deny. Now, won't you tell me is that healthy, baby
Part 01: Falling through space, you and me
Part 02: I'm so glad I met you. Me too.
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Rose: How long have I been gone?
Doctor: About 12 hours.
Rose: Oooh! Right, I won't be long, I'm just gonna see my mum.
Doctor: What're you going to tell her?
Rose: I don't know! I've been to the year 5 billion... and only been gone, what, 12 hours? No, I'll just tell her I've spent the night at Shareens. See you later! Oh - don't you disappear.
Jackie: It's you
Rose: Of course it's me!
Jackie: Oh, my God. It's you. Oh my God.
Doctor: It's not 12 hours, it's er... 12 months. You've been gone a whole year. Sorry.
Jackie: The hours I've sat here. Days and weeks and months all on my own. I thought you were dead. And where were you? Travelling. What the hell does that mean? Travelling? That's no sort of answer. You ask her. She won't tell me! That's all she says. Travelling.
Rose: That's what I was doing.
Jackie: When your passport's still in the drawer? It's just one lie after another!
Rose: I meant to phone, I really did, I just... I forgot.
Jackie: What, for a year? You forgot for a year? And I am left sitting here? I just don't believe you. Why won't you tell me where you've been?
Doctor: Actually, it's my fault. I sort of er, employed Rose as my companion.
Policeman: When you say 'companion', is this a sexual relationship?
Doctor and Rose: No!
Jackie: Then what is it? Because you, you waltz in here all charms and smiles, and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the earth! How old are you then? 40? 45? What, you find her on the Internet? Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor?
Doctor: I AM a Doctor!
Jackie: Prove it! Stitch this, mate.
Rose: I can't tell her. I can't even begin... she's never gonna forgive me. And I missed a year? Was it good?
Doctor: Middling.
Rose: You're so useless.
Doctor: Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now?
Rose: I dunno. I can't do that to her again, though.
Doctor: Well, she's not coming with us.
Rose: No chance.
Doctor: I don't do families.
Rose: She slapped you!
Doctor: 900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Rose: Your face.
Doctor: It hurt!
Rose: You're so gay! When you say 900 years...
Doctor: That's my age.
Rose: You're nine hundred years old.
Doctor: Yeah.
Rose: My mum was right - that is one hell of an age gap.
Rose: Every conversation with you just goes mental. There's no one else I can talk to. I've seen all that stuff up there, the size of it, and I can't say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things, and I'm the only person on planet earth who knows they exist. Oh, that's just not fair.
Doctor: I know, I can't BELIEVE I'm here to see this! This is fantastic!
Rose: Did you know this was going to happen?
Doctor: Nope!
Rose: Do you recognize the ship?
Doctor: Nope!
Rose: Do you know why it crashed?
Doctor: Nope!
Rose: Oh, I'm so glad I've got you.
Doctor: I bet you are! This is what I travel for, Rose! To see history happening right in front of us.
Rose: And where do you think you're going?
Doctor: Nowhere! It's just a bit human in there for me. History just happened and they're talking about where you can buy dodgy top up cards for half price. I'm off on a wander, that's all.
Rose: Right - there's a spaceship on the Thames and you're just 'wandering'.
Doctor: Nothing to do with me! It's not an invasion! That was a genuine crash landing. Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything! It's perfect!
Rose: So...
Doctor: So maybe this is it! First contact! The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. I'm not interfering because you've GOT to handle this on your own. That's when the human race finally grows up. Just this morning you were all tiny and small and made of clay! Now you can expand! You don't need me - go and celebrate history. Spend some time with your mum.
Rose: Promise you won't disappear?
Doctor: Tell you what - TARDIS key. About time you had one. See you later!
Rose: I didn't think I'd be gone so long.
Mickey: And I waiting for you, Rose! Twelve months. Waiting for you and the Doctor to come back.
Jackie: Hold on, you knew about the Doctor? Why didn't you tell me?
Mickey: Yeah, yeah. Why not, Rose? Huh? How could I tell her where you went?
Jackie: Tell me now.
Mickey: I might as well, 'cos you're stuck here. The Doctor's gone. Just now, that box thing just faded away.
Rose: What do you mean?
Mickey: He's left you. Some boyfriend HE turned out to be.
Rose: He wouldn't just go, he promised me.
Mickey: Oh, he's dumped you, Rose. Sailed off into space. How does it feel, huh? Now you are left behind with the rest of us Earthlings. Get used to it.
Rose: But he would have said.
Jackie: What're you two chimps going on about? What's going on? What's this Doctor done now?
Mickey: He's vamoosed!
Rose: He's not! 'Cos he gave me this! He's not my boyfriend, Mickey, he's better than that. He's much more important than-- I said so.
Doctor: Alright, so I lied! I went and had a look, but the whole crash landing's a fake - I thought so, it's just too perfect. I mean, 'hitting Big Ben' come on, so I thought let's go and have a look--
Rose: My mum's here.
Doctor: Oh, that's JUST what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic!
Mickey: You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you.
Doctor: See what I mean? Domestic.
Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name!
Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey: It's Mickey.
Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey: I think I know my own name.
Doctor: You THINK you know your own name? How stupid are you?
Rose: Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere! Don't start a fight! Mum, it's not like that! He's not-- I'll be up in a minute, hold on! That was a REAL spaceship?
Doctor: Yep!
Rose: So, it's all a pack of lies? What is it then, are they invading?
Mickey: Funny way to invade, putting the world on red alert.
Doctor: Good point! So, what're they up to?
Rose: This is a bit posh. If I knew it was gonna be like this - being arrested - I'd have done it years ago.
Doctor: We're not being arrested, we're being escorted!
Rose: Where to?
Doctor: Where'd you think? Downing Street!
Rose: You're kidding.
Doctor: I'm not!
Rose: 10 Downing Street?
Doctor: That's the one!
Rose: Oh, my God! I'm going to 10 Downing Street? How come?
Doctor: I hate to say it, but Mickey was right. Over the years I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh - noticed.
Rose: Now they need you?
Doctor: Like it said on the news - they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. And who's the biggest expert of the lot?
Rose: Patrick Moore?
Doctor: Apart from him!
Rose: Ah, don't you just love it...
Doctor: I'm telling you, Lloyd George - he used to drink me under the table. Who's the Prime Minister now?
Rose: How should I know? I missed a year.
Indra: Ladies and Gentlemen, could we convene? Quick as we can, please. It's this way on the right and can I remind you, ID cards are to be worn at all times. Here's your ID card. I'm sorry, your companion doesn't have clearance.
Doctor: I don't go anywhere without her.
Indra: You're the code nine, not her. I'm sorry, Doctor... it is the Doctor, isn't it? She'll have to stay outside.
Doctor: She's staying with me.
Indra: Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. I can't let her in and that's a fact.
Rose: It's alright, you go.
Harriet: Excuse me? Are you the Doctor?
Indra: Not now, we're busy - can't you go home?
Doctor: Are you sure?
Rose: Yeah, they're the experts, you should hear what they've got to say.
Doctor: I s'pose so. Don't get into any trouble.
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Doctor: Fascinating history, Downing Street. Two thousand years ago, this was marsh land. 1730, it was occupied by a Mr. Chicken. He was a nice man. 1796, this was the cabinet room - if the cabinet's in session and in danger, these are about the four most safest walls in the whole of Great Britain. End of lesson. Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in.
Rose: And how do we get out?
Doctor: Ah.
Rose: But the Slitheen are about 8 feet, how do they squeeze inside?
Doctor: That's the device around their necks - compression field - literally shrinks them down a bit. That's why there's all that gas, it's a big exchange.
Rose: Wish I had a compression field, I could fit a size smaller.
Harriet: Excuse me, people are dead, this is not the time for making jokes.
Rose: Sorry... you get used to this stuff when you're friends with him.
Harriet: Well, that's a strange friendship.
Rose: Oh! That's me.
Harriet: But we're sealed off - how did you get a signal?
Rose: He zapped it! Super-phone.
Harriet: Then we can phone for help! You must have contacts.
Doctor: Dead downstairs, yeah.
Rose: It's Mickey.
Doctor: Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy.
Rose: Yeah, he's not so stupid after all.
Jackie: Well, I've got a question if you don't mind. Because since that man walked into our lives, I have been attacked in the streets. I have had creatures from the pits of hell in my own living room, and my daughter's disappeared off the face of the Earth.
Rose: I told you what happened.
Jackie: I'm talking to him. 'Cause I've seen this life of yours, Doctor. And maybe you get off on it. And maybe you think it's all clever and smart, but you tell me. Just answer me this - is my daughter safe?
Rose: I'm fine.
Jackie: Is she safe? Will she always be safe? Can you promise me that? Well, what's the answer?
Jackie: It's him! It's the thing, it's the Slickeen!
Mickey: They've found us.
Doctor: Mickey, I need that signal.
Rose: Never mind the signal, mum just get out! Get out! Get out!
Mickey: We can't, it's by the front door. Oh, my God. It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us.
Harriet: There's got to be some way of stopping them! You're supposed to be the expert, think of something!
Doctor: I'm trying!
Mickey: I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run. Don't look back. Just run.
Rose: That's my mother.
Jackie: Give it here, what do you need?
Doctor: Anything with vinegar!
Jackie: Gherkins! Yeah! Pickled onions! Picked eggs!
Doctor: You kiss this man?
Rose: If we could just get out of here...
Doctor: There's a way out.
Rose: What?
Doctor: There's always been a way out.
Rose: Then why don't we use it?
Doctor: Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe.
Jackie: Don't you dare. Whatever it is, don't you dare.
Doctor: That's the thing, if I don't dare, everyone dies.
Rose: Do it.
Doctor: You don't even know what it is, you'd just let me?
Rose: Yeah.
Jackie: Please, Doctor. Please! She's my daughter, she's just a kid!
Doctor: Do you think I don't know that? Because this is my life, Jackie, it's not fun, it's not smart, it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.
Rose: Then what're you waiting for?
Doctor: I could save the world but lose you.
Harriet: Nice knowing you both. Hannibal!
Jackie: My daughter saved the world!
Rose: I think the Doctor helped a bit...
Jackie: Oh, alright then. Him too. You should be given knighthoods.
Rose: That's not the way he does things. No fuss, he just... moves on. He's not that bad if you gave him a chance.
Jackie: He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that.
Rose: Oh! Now the world has changed, you're saying nice things about him.
Jackie: Well, I reckon I've got no choice! There's no getting rid of him since you're infatuated.
Rose: I'm not infatuated...
Rose: My mother's cooking.
Doctor: Good! Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
Rose: She's cooking tea. For us.
Doctor: I don't do that.
Rose: She wants to get to know you.
Doctor: Tough! I've got better things to do!
Rose: It's just tea.
Doctor: Not to me it isn't.
Rose: She's my mother.
Doctor: Well, she's not mine!
Rose: That's not fair!
Doctor: Well, you can stay there if you want! But right now there's this plasma storm brewing in the horse head nebula. Fires are burning 10 million miles wide. I could fly the TARDIS right into the heart of it then ride the shock wave all the way out - hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere. Your choice.
Doctor: Got enough stuff?
Rose: Last time I stepped in there, it was spur of the moment. Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me. Haha.
Jackie: You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost? What if something happens to you, Doctor, and she's left all alone standing on some moon a million light years away - how long do I wait then?
Rose: Mum... You're forgetting - it's a time machine. I could go travelling around suns and planets and all the way out to the edge of the universe and by the time I get back, yeah - ten seconds would have passed. Just ten seconds. So stop worrying. See you in ten seconds time. Hmm?
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Part 4: Good thing I'm not going anywhere
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