Current U.S. situtation involving Iraq...
Chris and I were thinking about this the other day and I thought maybe more people felt this way...
We were thinking that maybe, now grasp this you crazy liberal kids, just maybe President Bush is a good guy. Now, I know with Cheney at his side that would be like saying Hitler and Stalin were good cooks - who is to say they weren't? But I strongly believe that if President Bush placed a different spin on our immigrant policies then I would have, at the very beginning, been whole-heartedly in support of his plans.
For example, what should have happened is that Bush should have said that his current radical and somewhat invasive procedures involving immigration was to protect America from an inevitable zombie attack. Bare with me. Stay with me. I know zombie attacks seem like something that Americans can just take for granted as science fiction hufflepuff, but I don't think Americans realize that a zombie infestation could happen at any moment. How are WE as Americans to be protected from being infected from the outside world?
I mean, we are the richest country in the nation SHOULDN'T we at least protect ourselves from an impending zombie attack? For example, the multi-million dollar fence that is supposed to keep illegal immigrants from crossing our borders and mooching off of our free healthcare, bulging Social Security, and overly generous Medicare; SHOULD have been built to protect us from a zombie attack - HAD zombies first originated outside the U.S. Surely, the initial zombie outbreak would not happen in the U.S. - hopefully.
Now, had Bush said that the fence that the government was building was built as a precautionary measure to protect the U.S. from an impending zombie attack, I would be in 100% support of it. And, if he had further stated that the fences would be 100 feet tall and be equipped with torch-guns and Agent Orange look-out towers (due to the fact that zombies hate fire and can eliminated fairly easily by fire) I would have cut him a check immediately.
Because once one zombie exists, then millions of zombies will exist. Just think, hundreds of thousands of people cross in and out of this country everyday - by plane, ship, banana crates, all kinds of ways. And what if ONE of them happened to be infected? And then that infected one attacked someone within the U.S. and then so on and so forth? Where would be go? What would we do? How would you prepare for this sort of thing?
I think this website (http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/) will help you further understand and grasp the concept of how zombies are a serious matter and deserves your immediate attention.
P.S. - Stoned....
We were thinking that maybe, now grasp this you crazy liberal kids, just maybe President Bush is a good guy. Now, I know with Cheney at his side that would be like saying Hitler and Stalin were good cooks - who is to say they weren't? But I strongly believe that if President Bush placed a different spin on our immigrant policies then I would have, at the very beginning, been whole-heartedly in support of his plans.
For example, what should have happened is that Bush should have said that his current radical and somewhat invasive procedures involving immigration was to protect America from an inevitable zombie attack. Bare with me. Stay with me. I know zombie attacks seem like something that Americans can just take for granted as science fiction hufflepuff, but I don't think Americans realize that a zombie infestation could happen at any moment. How are WE as Americans to be protected from being infected from the outside world?
I mean, we are the richest country in the nation SHOULDN'T we at least protect ourselves from an impending zombie attack? For example, the multi-million dollar fence that is supposed to keep illegal immigrants from crossing our borders and mooching off of our free healthcare, bulging Social Security, and overly generous Medicare; SHOULD have been built to protect us from a zombie attack - HAD zombies first originated outside the U.S. Surely, the initial zombie outbreak would not happen in the U.S. - hopefully.
Now, had Bush said that the fence that the government was building was built as a precautionary measure to protect the U.S. from an impending zombie attack, I would be in 100% support of it. And, if he had further stated that the fences would be 100 feet tall and be equipped with torch-guns and Agent Orange look-out towers (due to the fact that zombies hate fire and can eliminated fairly easily by fire) I would have cut him a check immediately.
Because once one zombie exists, then millions of zombies will exist. Just think, hundreds of thousands of people cross in and out of this country everyday - by plane, ship, banana crates, all kinds of ways. And what if ONE of them happened to be infected? And then that infected one attacked someone within the U.S. and then so on and so forth? Where would be go? What would we do? How would you prepare for this sort of thing?
I think this website (http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/) will help you further understand and grasp the concept of how zombies are a serious matter and deserves your immediate attention.
P.S. - Stoned....