This detachable just will not do! >.
I am the object of all sexual desire to men above the age of thirty-five.
1. One regular in the store calls me dollface. I asked if he wanted his paper in plastic, and he proclaimed that he is low maintenance and willing to wait.
2. An old guy was taking a picture of a house under construction. When I got close enough he asked if he could take my picture. Then he asked for me email address so he could send it to me. We then started talking about my future. My boyfriend pulled up, and the old guy asked what "that guy was doing." I said it was my boyfriend picking me up for work. The old guy left in a hurry, but he did send my picture to me via email.
3. There's a regular who buys Miller Lite every evening. He's a nice and flirty guy. One day though...I was buying a jet tea, and when he noticed this he said if I would've told him he could have bought it for me. Later that night he comes into the store and does this tongue thing at me. He comes into my line and asks where the flowers are. I tell him we're out. He says, "Darn. I'll have to buy them somewhere else."
The problem with number three is he thinks my friendliness is flirting...and he's going to come into the store any day now to buy me flowers, and he knows that I have a boyfriend.
4. My fifty two year old neighbor is willing to break of his engagement for me if I decide to move in with him before they get married. And he is dead serious.
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I haven't been reading books lately, and it's very annoying. I bought my boyfriend this book entitled Pornicopia by: Piers Anthony, and it's about this man's quest to obtain his orignal penis after a wizard took it away in place of detachable....toys. I'm going to read it as soon as I finish the HItchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.
1. One regular in the store calls me dollface. I asked if he wanted his paper in plastic, and he proclaimed that he is low maintenance and willing to wait.
2. An old guy was taking a picture of a house under construction. When I got close enough he asked if he could take my picture. Then he asked for me email address so he could send it to me. We then started talking about my future. My boyfriend pulled up, and the old guy asked what "that guy was doing." I said it was my boyfriend picking me up for work. The old guy left in a hurry, but he did send my picture to me via email.
3. There's a regular who buys Miller Lite every evening. He's a nice and flirty guy. One day though...I was buying a jet tea, and when he noticed this he said if I would've told him he could have bought it for me. Later that night he comes into the store and does this tongue thing at me. He comes into my line and asks where the flowers are. I tell him we're out. He says, "Darn. I'll have to buy them somewhere else."
The problem with number three is he thinks my friendliness is flirting...and he's going to come into the store any day now to buy me flowers, and he knows that I have a boyfriend.
4. My fifty two year old neighbor is willing to break of his engagement for me if I decide to move in with him before they get married. And he is dead serious.
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I haven't been reading books lately, and it's very annoying. I bought my boyfriend this book entitled Pornicopia by: Piers Anthony, and it's about this man's quest to obtain his orignal penis after a wizard took it away in place of detachable....toys. I'm going to read it as soon as I finish the HItchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.