I NEED A CUREALL!!!!!

[natsudragonil]

I NEED A
PANACEA!!

Does anyone know where I can find one that cures the following:

-Possession (I have THREE friends who are possessed into being in love with me!! Gray even wrote a fanfiction!!!)
-Motion Sickness (One hour for dying someone's hair is NOT a fair trade! And twelve motion sickness bags were NOT enough!)
-Appetite Loss (My new roommate WHO WON'T BE NAMED doesn't eat much. It's not that we have much food to begin with but STILL! I made Warm and Nutty Cinnamon Quinoas today and they were GOOD.)
-Stupidity (This isn't for me, by the way.)
-Horrible smells (I can't even got NEAR the sausage anymore because it smells so bad.
-Eating things over the internet. (Happy still wants to eat that trout.)

If we can't end up curing everyone from being possessed into loving me, then you'll all have to fight for me. I'm not a biased referee. However, I won't allow any of my friends to hurt each other so it will be a game of Parcheesi. Or a Parcheesi BRAWL!!!

I also have a pimp cat mask. I know you're all jealous.