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How Gray Stole Brawl
An Original Poem by: Natsu Dragonil
Every Mage down in Fiore liked Brawl a lot...
But Gray, who sucks at life and is an ice mage, Did NOT!
Gray hated Brawl! The whole Brawl season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right
It could be, perhaps, that he didn’t have a brain OR that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that short of Natsu Dragonil he always seemed to fall.
Whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Brawl Eve, hating the Natsu,
Gray had a big butt and his face looked upside down,
And even his smile looked like an ugly old frown.
For he knew Natsu down in Brawldom,
Was busy now, being awesome.
"He is cooler than me!" he snarled with a sneer,
"He’s almost a BNF and he’s barely got here!"
Then he growled, with his ice fingers stupidly drumming,
"I MUST stop Natsu, a BNF from becoming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, that the entire Brawl ton,
Would comment to Natsu and they’d have tons of fun.
They would comment to him and they’d praise his pink hair
For they knew in their hearts that all day they could stare
They’d tell him fire trumphs ice and that Gray is so lame
They’d beat him right up and call him a name.
And the more Gray thought of this whole Brawl thing,
The more Gray thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for maybe two weeks I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop Natsu from being awesome! But how?”
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
GRAY GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! BUT IT WAS MOSTLY AWFUL.
"I know just what to do!" Gray laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
This is where I got bored of this poem. Even though I made it festive. BUT JUST ASSUME THAT GRAY WAS DESTROYED, YOU WERE ALL THERE, BRAWL IS SAFE AND THAT I WILL RISE UP TO BE THE BIGGEST BNF EVER!!! This poem is for our contest to see who can not love each other more. I'm winning, obviously.
And if anyone asks, yes. I got hit by a bus yesterday. I'M FINE. But just because I got hit by a bus, does not mean that Shishido beat me in a fight to the death.
An Original Poem by: Natsu Dragonil
Every Mage down in Fiore liked Brawl a lot...
But Gray, who sucks at life and is an ice mage, Did NOT!
Gray hated Brawl! The whole Brawl season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right
It could be, perhaps, that he didn’t have a brain OR that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that short of Natsu Dragonil he always seemed to fall.
Whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Brawl Eve, hating the Natsu,
Gray had a big butt and his face looked upside down,
And even his smile looked like an ugly old frown.
For he knew Natsu down in Brawldom,
Was busy now, being awesome.
"He is cooler than me!" he snarled with a sneer,
"He’s almost a BNF and he’s barely got here!"
Then he growled, with his ice fingers stupidly drumming,
"I MUST stop Natsu, a BNF from becoming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, that the entire Brawl ton,
Would comment to Natsu and they’d have tons of fun.
They would comment to him and they’d praise his pink hair
For they knew in their hearts that all day they could stare
They’d tell him fire trumphs ice and that Gray is so lame
They’d beat him right up and call him a name.
And the more Gray thought of this whole Brawl thing,
The more Gray thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for maybe two weeks I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop Natsu from being awesome! But how?”
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
GRAY GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! BUT IT WAS MOSTLY AWFUL.
"I know just what to do!" Gray laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
This is where I got bored of this poem. Even though I made it festive. BUT JUST ASSUME THAT GRAY WAS DESTROYED, YOU WERE ALL THERE, BRAWL IS SAFE AND THAT I WILL RISE UP TO BE THE BIGGEST BNF EVER!!! This poem is for our contest to see who can not love each other more. I'm winning, obviously.
And if anyone asks, yes. I got hit by a bus yesterday. I'M FINE. But just because I got hit by a bus, does not mean that Shishido beat me in a fight to the death.