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[natsudragonil]

How Gray Stole Brawl
An Original Poem by: Natsu Dragonil

Every Mage down in Fiore liked Brawl a lot...
But Gray, who sucks at life and is an ice mage, Did NOT!
Gray hated Brawl! The whole Brawl season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right

Comments

[shishibutt]

That sucked.

[natsudragonil]

YOU suck!

[shishibutt]

It was lame.

[natsudragonil]

I HATE YOU EXTRA TODAY!!

[shishibutt]

I HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU HATE ME!

[natsudragonil]

DO I HAVE TO HAVE A HATE CONTEST WITH YOU TOO?!

[shishibutt]

I'd win.

[natsudragonil]

JUST LIKE YOU WILL WIN THE REMATCH I SCHEDULED WITH YOU?!

[shishibutt]

What rematch?

[natsudragonil]

Don't sleep tonight, Shishibutt.

[shishibutt]

You STILL don't know where I live, lameass.

[natsudragonil]

I could find it and then you're toast.

[shishibutt]

And you just plan on killing my whole family in the process? Lame. That would be like if I went and attacked everyone in Fairy Tail over some lame grudge.

[natsudragonil]

...

It's nothing like that! I wasn't going to kill your family anyway!

[shishibutt]

Well what do you THINK would happen when you INCINERATE MY HOUSE?

[natsudragonil]

THEN STAND OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WHEN I GET THERE!!