More signs you're "old school" metal...
You know you're "old school" metal if... Part two
... when you saw Tom G. Warrior in a ripped "L. A. Guns" shirt, with his hair all teased-out in the "Cherry Orchards" video, you intermittently threw up and cried for an hour.
... you saw "Black Sabbath" with Dio when it was called "Black Sabbath", not "Heaven and Hell".
... you just don't get this Norwegian-style Black Metal. You rather hear "Venom" or "Mercyful Fate" anytime.
... You wore make-up like "King Diamond", member of "Kiss" or Alice Cooper before.
... You don't own a cell phone, because you can't find any "Forbidden" or "Sanctuary" ring tones.
... when you went to shows, you used to get a drink at the bar, then head towards stage. Now, you sit at a table and look for a waitress.
... you auditioned for "American Idol" with "Stripped, Raped, and Mangled" by "Cannibal Corpse'.
... you think Jon Oivia should be the lead singer for "Savatage" no matter how fat he gets.
... in the late 90's you could tell if it was a rap band with bass, guitar, and drums or a nu-metal band with a rapper and a DJ.
... you still believe that POSEURS MUST DIE!!!
... you hate when you ask someone, "What kind of music would you like to listen to?" They answer, "I don't care. I can listen to any kind of music." So, You put on some metal. Then, they say, "Turn that off! That's horrible!" So much for anything.
... you were surprised when Lance Bass of "N'Snyc" said he was the gay member. You were surprised because, you assumed they were all gay.