When you meet THE girl and you start talking because she's in charge of your very expensive facial treatment and you think "I like you even of you are a blue-green eyed person" and then she asks "when's your birthday? And when you reply it's April 17 she says "a day after mine" AND YOU CLICK and she's so damn close looking at you in the eyes and suddenly the phone rings and she says "dammit, I just want to be ONLY with you and people can't stop bothering us!" and your mind is in the gutter already but all sorts of crazy and barely legal thoughts cross your mind and she just bends in front of you and all you can see is her cleavage and you just think WTF is wrong with me today? but you just go with the flow while she gently caresses your cheek and asks for your phone number "for the database" and after giving you a generous bunch of free product samples gingerly says "you can come back anytime and we can keep on trying more products!".
Then it hits you lile a ton of bricks... You've just met THE ROYAL QUEEN OF FLIRTING!
After such a loooong time finally an interesting person crossing my path :D
In other news, today I had a meeting with our manager and I fucking finally got my long-awaited job promotion!
Since this is a secret, you my dear journal, will be the only one to know.
I feel so damn accomplished I could scream.
Also. Depeche Mode. Despite all the fuckery with the screens, i saw them live for the 3rd time and they are simply awesome. What a night. I hadnt been so wasted in years.
About my health. My body started remembering how old-school sex was done. My hormones are still a mess but you can't have it all.
Now I like being totally asexual some days and my old self on others.
Now off to bed.