[Event o11] SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR [Part 3/4] (moved for convenience)

[n_corp_mod]

Participants: ALL NATIONS MANDATORY-- YOU MUST ATTEND!
Can people just hop in?: Man-da-to-ry~<3
Where: Floor 11, Auditorium
When: Week 14, Friday
What: Sexual Harrassment Seminar
Summary: Stemming from recent raunchy events around the company, Romius and Gerald, the former president and VP of Nation Corp, decided that something needed to be done about

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[not_anoldman]

And that's the third strike, Gerald thought, eyebrows practically twitching in the aftermath of Romius' rather terrible skits. He snatched the paper from Romius' hands as one of the Vargas twins--Gerald could not remember which at the moment--and his skit partner made their way off the stage. Admittedly, he was surprised Romius had not spared his grandson the embarrassment of participating in the seminar, but there was always the possibility Romius believed the boy would find them entertaining.

"I will write the next skit," Gerald told Romius flatly. Ignoring any complaints from that particular quarter, he spared a look at the remaining...volunteers, if they could be called as such. "Would Ms. Maes, Mr. Zwingli, and Ms. Lê be so kind as to perform the next skit?" He quickly scrawled out what he hoped was a passably educational dialogue and tore the three sheets out for the employees.

[chocolat_smile]

Isabella had just leaned back in her chair to see who was next when she heard a name that sounded awfully familiar. Well of course it sounded familiar! It was hers! She knew the other two, too--what were the odds? She knew Vash, oh yes indeed. She giggled a little at the thought of him being called "Mr. Zwingli." Linh she had seen a couple of times before. Well, that worked.

She received her portion of the skit and found that she was the first to speak. Okay then! Let the weirdness begin!

When two female employees are harassed, they turn to a fellow employee for advice. said the paper. Uh. What? Wait, this sounded...this sounded normal! Her eyes widened as she moved to scan the first line

[neatly_shot]

Vash, who had been a bit horror stricken from the other examples, wasn't the brightest sunshine at the moment. Of course he was regretting coming up there but, really, there wasn't much to do now. He just hoped he wouldn't get an ... inappropriate script.

When Isabella spoke first he rolled his eyes at her voice and did a quick look at his first line-- oh, he was next.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 2: I haven't been too great, to be honest. Someone in my department will not stop propositioning me even though I have insisted they stop.

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Wait.

What?Female-- he was no woman! Vash stared down at his script with an expression of horror and confusion, because well- he wasn't. Hell, that guy had called him Mr. Zwingli! It was most likely a mix up when he passed out the scripts. Somehow. But that didn't make it any better

I feel so stupid, I thought it was Viet's turn OTL

[chocolat_smile]

Isabella almost snorted out loud and managed to muffle herself by shoving her hand over her mouth. So the next one was supposed to be a female employee and the one who started talking was... ... Vash?! So Vash was supposed to play the role of a harassed female employee. This was epic.

Oh she was never going to let this one go!

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 1: What a coincidence! The same has been happening to me. Just yesterday, he approached me after everyone else had already left.

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Oh wait. So wait, she was being harassed, too? Suddenly the setting wasn't as epic as it could have been. But it still had enough epic points for her!

"What a coincidence!" she cried, clapping her hands. "The same has been happening to me. Just yesterday, he approached me after everyone else had already left." ... ... what a jerk of a person to do something like that. "Darn him!" she added after a pause.

Ffffff <33

[neatly_shot]

Vash was giving Isabella one of his best glares, wanting very much to be anywhere else at that moment. This was demeaning, and in front of a crowd no less. Granted, the crowd probably was aware of the situation. They were probably just paying attention to the rather corny sounding script.

And it didn't look like there'd be any time it'd say he'd have to announce his role's gender.

He turned his glare from Isabella back to his paper for a moment.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 1: How terrible of him to do such a thing!

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Did he mention how corny the script sounded?

" How terrible of him," Was it just him or did his voice make it sound like it was a terrible that wasn't so terrible. Of course it was. He just needed to play this part better, as much as he didn't want to. And he really didn't want to. " A-and sneaky, to do such a thing! " Ugh.

Oh yes. Manry time.

[aph_vietnam]

Mỹ Linh rubbed the back of her neck as she skimmed the script. Wait--- she’s a man now? Huh, did she really look like Yao that much? No no, she recalled the President calling her ‘Ms.’, so she supposed this was some silly mix-up. She eyed the other two and then figured that the best choice is to go with the flow. Crap, Vash kind of really fit in the role quite well. Taking another glance, she sighed. Well, at least it was something to spice up this boring-as-hell script

Sorry it took forever ;_;

[chocolat_smile]

Isabella had to bring her hand up to her mouth to stop herself from laughing out loud. First Vash turned into a woman and now Linh turned into a man. This was just too amazing. She kept her hand tight over her mouth while she read the next line as fast as she could.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]
F. Employee: 1: Oh, yes. It was terribly frightening, but thankfully someone from another department intervened.
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When she pulled her hand away and tried to talk she had to bite her lower lip to stop herself from laughing.

"Oh yes," she said, her voice shaking. "It was terribly f-frightening, but thankfully someone from another department intervened."

Heee you had good reason~

[neatly_shot]

Vash's eyebrows furrowed when the woman, Miss Lê, seemed to be taking this mix up much better than he. Ah, but then-- it would be different for a woman wouldn't it? Not so much a touchy matter, he supposed. He tried his best to ignore Isabella and her obvious snickers. He'd have to speed this up and hope to God that when he stepped back toward his place a hole would emerge under his feet.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 2: I would offer advice, but I’m afraid I have the same problem.
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His part was rather uncreative. He had yet to notice that his grip on the paper was practically crinkling it to the point that soon it would be hard to read the rest of the lines.

" I would offer advice," Vash started, trying to let his words travel more. " but I'm afraid I have the same, uh, problem. " If only this were like speaking about work in a meeting or something. He wouldn't be having much of a problem then.