[Event o11] SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR [Part 3/4] (moved for convenience)

Jan 20, 2010 14:35

Participants: ALL NATIONS MANDATORY-- YOU MUST ATTEND!
Can people just hop in?: Man-da-to-ry~<3
Where: Floor 11, Auditorium
When: Week 14, Friday
What: Sexual Harrassment Seminar
Summary: Stemming from recent raunchy events around the company, Romius and Gerald, the former president and VP of Nation Corp, decided that something needed to be done about ( Read more... )

!mandatory, !event, !allnations, !crack, !rome, !germania

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neatly_shot February 10 2010, 21:01:21 UTC
Vash, who had been a bit horror stricken from the other examples, wasn't the brightest sunshine at the moment. Of course he was regretting coming up there but, really, there wasn't much to do now. He just hoped he wouldn't get an ... inappropriate script.

When Isabella spoke first he rolled his eyes at her voice and did a quick look at his first line-- oh, he was next.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 2: I haven't been too great, to be honest. Someone in my department will not stop propositioning me even though I have insisted they stop.

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Wait.

What?

Female-- he was no woman! Vash stared down at his script with an expression of horror and confusion, because well- he wasn't. Hell, that guy had called him Mr. Zwingli! It was most likely a mix up when he passed out the scripts. Somehow. But that didn't make it any better!

Of course this is where he realizes that he'd paused for quite a long time now and cleared his throat.

" I- I haven't been too great to be honest. " He didn't even turn toward Isabella, instead just stared down at his script and mumbled. " Someone-- someone in my department will not stop propositioning me even though I've insisted they stop. " He understood why that other man had ripped up his own paper now.

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I feel so stupid, I thought it was Viet's turn OTL chocolat_smile February 15 2010, 05:14:17 UTC
Isabella almost snorted out loud and managed to muffle herself by shoving her hand over her mouth. So the next one was supposed to be a female employee and the one who started talking was... ... Vash?! So Vash was supposed to play the role of a harassed female employee. This was epic.

Oh she was never going to let this one go!

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 1: What a coincidence! The same has been happening to me. Just yesterday, he approached me after everyone else had already left.

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Oh wait. So wait, she was being harassed, too? Suddenly the setting wasn't as epic as it could have been. But it still had enough epic points for her!

"What a coincidence!" she cried, clapping her hands. "The same has been happening to me. Just yesterday, he approached me after everyone else had already left." ... ... what a jerk of a person to do something like that. "Darn him!" she added after a pause.

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Ffffff <33 neatly_shot February 15 2010, 12:00:25 UTC
Vash was giving Isabella one of his best glares, wanting very much to be anywhere else at that moment. This was demeaning, and in front of a crowd no less. Granted, the crowd probably was aware of the situation. They were probably just paying attention to the rather corny sounding script.

And it didn't look like there'd be any time it'd say he'd have to announce his role's gender.

He turned his glare from Isabella back to his paper for a moment.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 1: How terrible of him to do such a thing!

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Did he mention how corny the script sounded?

" How terrible of him," Was it just him or did his voice make it sound like it was a terrible that wasn't so terrible. Of course it was. He just needed to play this part better, as much as he didn't want to. And he really didn't want to. " A-and sneaky, to do such a thing! " Ugh.

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Oh yes. Manry time. aph_vietnam February 19 2010, 05:34:59 UTC
Mỹ Linh rubbed the back of her neck as she skimmed the script. Wait--- she’s a man now? Huh, did she really look like Yao that much? No no, she recalled the President calling her ‘Ms.’, so she supposed this was some silly mix-up. She eyed the other two and then figured that the best choice is to go with the flow. Crap, Vash kind of really fit in the role quite well. Taking another glance, she sighed. Well, at least it was something to spice up this boring-as-hell script.

To be honest, she was sort of looking forward for some fun.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

M. Employee:  ( interjects) I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation. Are the two of you alright?
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She made somewhat of a grunting noise to catch their attention. She tried not to laugh, instead, her face hardened---to be manly, of course. The woman---er, now posing as a man---read her script as if she was a military general. Of course, her expression matched her husky voice; she looked somewhat angry (like that Swedish secretary guy, yeah from that other skit). “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation. Are you two alright?” Aw crud, too much emotion. Maybe trying to intimidate wasn’t the right feeling to this role…

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Sorry it took forever ;_; chocolat_smile April 2 2010, 21:45:56 UTC
Isabella had to bring her hand up to her mouth to stop herself from laughing out loud. First Vash turned into a woman and now Linh turned into a man. This was just too amazing. She kept her hand tight over her mouth while she read the next line as fast as she could.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]
F. Employee: 1: Oh, yes. It was terribly frightening, but thankfully someone from another department intervened.
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When she pulled her hand away and tried to talk she had to bite her lower lip to stop herself from laughing.

"Oh yes," she said, her voice shaking. "It was terribly f-frightening, but thankfully someone from another department intervened."

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Heee you had good reason~ neatly_shot April 12 2010, 22:05:04 UTC
Vash's eyebrows furrowed when the woman, Miss Lê, seemed to be taking this mix up much better than he. Ah, but then-- it would be different for a woman wouldn't it? Not so much a touchy matter, he supposed. He tried his best to ignore Isabella and her obvious snickers. He'd have to speed this up and hope to God that when he stepped back toward his place a hole would emerge under his feet.

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[ From the Handwritten Script ]

F. Employee 2: I would offer advice, but I’m afraid I have the same problem.
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His part was rather uncreative. He had yet to notice that his grip on the paper was practically crinkling it to the point that soon it would be hard to read the rest of the lines.

" I would offer advice," Vash started, trying to let his words travel more. " but I'm afraid I have the same, uh, problem. " If only this were like speaking about work in a meeting or something. He wouldn't be having much of a problem then.

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