Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all.
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to leave, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first expose a diplomat. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two: Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three: Finally, you must covertly move your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One: To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two: Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three: Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
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[giggles.] Don't you think this generator is adorable~? It gave me such a cute plan. ♥
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to leave, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first expose a diplomat. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two:
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three:
Finally, you must covertly move your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
...Um... [tried to pick things that weren't that bad on the whole... though he would ( ... )
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Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two:
Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three:
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
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